Sausage dilemma

[Mikey]

They have defrosted properly in the fridge and will be heading into the slow cooker very shortly.

I might be eating them alone for tea, as other half is still dubious.

[veggiechicken]

Mikey's still alive, Mikey's still alive..............I was getting worried.
Now its seems I have to worry all over again as you haven't eaten them yet

[Mikey]

Compared to what I eat when I'm out walking the sausages are small fry.!!

I've been munching on cobnuts even though they are very small, blackberries even though they aren't quite ripe, winberries even though they at dog height, and whole host of flowers and leaves.

Don't panic captain mainwaring I have the constitution of an ox.

[veggiechicken]

I know what you mean Mikey. We happily graze on things straight off the plant with no worries about whether a fly has just landed on it or a slug crawled over it - but when it comes indoors, the rules seem to change and one is supposed to clean and inspect..........and of course I do