Achieving inner calm

[HeyWayne]

Something for you to ensure inner calm for yourself.......

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace…………………





A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started,

something for you to ensure inner calm for yourself.......








So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't
finished and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of
vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins,
the res of the Chesescke an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

[Nicos]

Brill!!
(I've never had to use the 'ignore' button so much on my e-mail spell check!!)

[TEB]

Roflmao :d :d

[OverWyreGrower]

I love this!

[moggssue]

Fits my filosofy perfickly!

[Earthbabe]

ROTFLMAO!!! Love it! Thanks HW for this week's best belly laugh so far.

[jacob marley]

When seeing the title of the thread i thought wow a cure for belly ache but this was better still majic

[Alice]

Best laugh I've had this week Hey Wayne. Thank you.

[Palustris]

Hystorical!

[rustylady]

Thanks Wayne

[JennieAtkinson]

Thanks Haywayne - best laugh this week.

[Mrs Dobby]

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got us both giggling here!!

[MrsC]

what a gd 1! thought u were going to have me chanting with my legs crossed when i 1st read it lol!

[olive tree]

Hahahahaha what a good one that is!!!!! Have loads of mates that qualify for that.

[dexterdoglancashire]

Oh, that has really made me giggle! Just what I needed! Bernie