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Good Morning and Happy Friday. I've a meeting t'other side of hospital grounds this morning so quite a walk and I have a dodgy knee 
Have a good day 
Have a good day
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Granny on the Game in Sheffield -
Moaning all just finished a cawfee after a quick 2 hour drive to chilly stowemarket
Looking like the ice on car is gonna be my regular morning visitor for a while
Yay it's hopefully POETS day
Never test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Third cawfee goes down me gullet .... Client not on site yet....Last edited by RedThorn; 15-11-2013, 08:23 AM.Never test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.Comment
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Ponders a fourth......Never test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.Comment
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Steady on with the cawfeee bud,don't want to have your back teeth floating just as the client arrives do you
He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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I would be worried about how close the loo was.............
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Morning bright and chilly out so a proper autumn day.Location....East Midlands.Comment
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Originally posted by RedThorn View PostMoaning all just finished a cawfee after a quick 2 hour drive to chilly stowemarket
Looking like the ice on car is gonna be my regular morning visitor for a while
Yay it's hopefully POETS day
Well if its poets day heres one what I wrote earlier.
Burt’s Pansies.
Imperial forces swoop down on planet earth
Just south of Putney bridge, London
Moving swiftly, Darth Vader assembles his troops
They rendezvous in the garden of number forty eight Victoria Road.
Mrs Onions (pronounced Oh –Nions if you please)
Is washing up in her tiny kitchen
Through steamy windows she spies a dark figure
“Ere Burt” she shouts “There’s a drunk in fancy dress treading on your pansies”
Rolling pin in hand, she marches down the passage
“Oi you with the coal scuttle on yer ed
Gerrorf my Burt’s pansies
Before I lamp you with me rolling pin”.
Darth Vader turns swiftly to confront Mrs Onions
In his laboured breathless voice he speaks to her
“Madam I am Darth Vader and the people of earth
Are to be enslaved by imperial forces”.
Raising herself to her full five foot one Mrs Onions
Brandishes her rolling pin fearlessly.
“Darth Vader? What kind of a bloody name is that?
And you need to give up smoking chum your chest sounds awful.
Darth Vader stares into her eyes and attempts to use the force
To crush her cellulite adorned throat. The rolling pin took him by surprise
Leaving a massive dent in his helmet and causing him to see stars.
He withdrew his troops.” Return to the death star these creature are immune to the force”
Mrs Onions shuffled back inside
Put down the rolling pin and wiped her hands.
Burt shouted “Everything all right ole gal”?
“Yes just a load of bloody foreigners Burt”
Bill HHphoto album of my garden in my profile http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...my+garden.htmlComment
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That wasn't Mrs Onions Bill,it was Lonestar in drag
May the Swartz be with you
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^^^nutters!!!^^^
Never test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
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Wouldn't fancy surviving on the tips you lot left last yearOriginally posted by Sheneval View PostVC - doubt if she got a pension from the GR - more likely she has to survive on the tips she got whilst working at the GR
Last I heard, she was auditioning for the next Shrek film..make of that what you will
In other news, its FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAY..... Hopefully a quieter weekend for me than last weekend...looking forward to doing very little...Last edited by Tripmeup; 15-11-2013, 02:19 PM.I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
...utterly nutterly
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Trip - I don't know - AP told her to back Blue Grass in the 3.30 at Kempton and it came in at 100 to 1. Mind you, you may well be right, most of his other tips are still running
Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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My late uncle was a chiropodist in a town called Stowmarket near Ipswich many years ago - nice place - he use to have a guy living in Portugal come over twice year to get his feet doneOriginally posted by RedThorn View PostMoaning all just finished a cawfee after a quick 2 hour drive to chilly stowemarket
Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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Yup that's the placeOriginally posted by Sheneval View PostMy late uncle was a chiropodist in a town called Stowmarket near Ipswich many years ago - nice place - he use to have a guy living in Portugal come over twice year to get his feet done no not Portugal
Sent from my iPhone using Grow Your Own Forum mobile appNever test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
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There's a house down the road with Chr***mas lights and S@nt@ stop here signs outside it.
Should I have put my calendar on a month?
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