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place a stake through the bookies window for the 3.30 at Kempton. On hearing about a stake, the GR's resident ermhh Turf Accountant pricked up his ears and .....................
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..removed his lustful stare from the barmaid and began to..Originally posted by Aberdeenplotter View PostI dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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count his chickens.....................Comment
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then his eggs,which one would ......He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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Lay ( Get it?
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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more probably confirm that he misread the earlier postand ..........................Originally posted by Aberdeenplotter View PostComment
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five of the dwarfs each got a nice shiny new pair of shoes,but for the last three feet ......He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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there was nothing because the bookie had no soul(gerrit?) and since he was also a bit of a heel ......................Comment
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he hot footed it out of the bar,leaving only ......He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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...........a whiff of cheap aftershave and .............Comment
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his wallet, that fell out of his back pocket as he ran off.........DottyRComment
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leaving behind 5 shod and 2 unshod vey happy dwarves as his wallet was full to the brim with..............Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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vouchers for cheap crockery at the supermarket that wants a cut of everybody else's market and ...........Comment
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is shortly to set up in competition with Widow Twankey's Laundrette where whiter
than white means.......Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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blue
Daz. That puzzle anyone wondered ...................
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