Gardeners Rest #8 ( 2013)

[mrswadders]

Hello,hello............................sorry been away all weekend(well not been able to spend time on here) sounds like fun times have been had, can I have a glass of the red stuff please?

[Sheneval]

at night...almost the same sound as Shen's bones make as he passes a large glass of the red stuff to mrsW and raises a glass of the black stuff ...........

[veggiechicken]

..........to absent friends. Where are they all?
At that, the door creaks scarily open, and .............

[Tripmeup]

in walks a very annoyed and red faced

[Bren In Pots]

Bren wanting to know who's let the fire go out, come on own up

[Bill HH]

Well it was me i'm afraid I cant pick coal up with horses hooves and whats worse my back end has gone to another pub

[Tripmeup]

Well it was me i'm afraid I cant pick coal up with horses hooves and whats worse my back end has gone to another pub

...publisher, who will print 3 copies of my new book called "My Back End", which is about...

[Bill HH]

Oh and may i introduce myself? I am Dobbin an unemployed pantomime horse, May I have a gallon of water please barmaid? and I havent had my oats for days.

[Bill HH]

...publisher, who will print 3 copies of my new book called "My Back End", which is about...

Ah my book! so you have heard of it? but did you buy a copy? did anyone?

[Bill HH]

(Not doing too well at this lol Im a newbie) Anyway the book is called fifty shades of...

[lottie dolly]

ELLO ...ELLO,am not a regular kind of gal me self bill but hay welcome in anywayup,meself i recon if a coffee corner was to open up,more might come in,plus are some of the lads fed up with seeing a barmaid,how about a theme night,like the moulin rooge,if you get me drift,that should get the................

[Hazel at the Hill]

.....the chaps all of a flutter. 'phwor!' said the men, banging their glasses on the bar in appreciation. 'C'mon, girls, who's up for those frilly knickers and doing the can-can then?'

'Well, I'm up for it, for one!' shouted a voice from the back, and pushing through the throng came .......

[Aberdeenplotter]

AP with narey a blush even although his thermal underwear was ....................

[Tripmeup]

.....the chaps all of a flutter. 'phwor!' said the men, banging their glasses on the bar in appreciation. 'C'mon, girls, who's up for those frilly knickers and doing the can-can then?'

'Well, I'm up for it, for one!' shouted a voice from the back, and pushing through the throng came .......

Not sure who Hazel, but thank God you put an r in your second last word given the sentence before...

[veggiechicken]

........drooping below his kilt and the girls had seen it all before, and exchanged many a wink and knowing nod.....
"Come on AP" they shouted "if you Can-Can we Will-Will".........