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  • Leave it for the dogs VC, I'll have a drop of the black stuff. Coffee that is, who's the shady looking character in the corner?
    I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus.

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    • Originally posted by Mikey View Post
      Leave it for the dogs VC, I'll have a drop of the black stuff. Coffee that is, who's the shady looking character in the corner?
      That's Alf, the sunglasses salesman..He hasn't been very busy of late and so, is often in for a pint and a chaser.....He was once attacked by a
      I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


      ...utterly nutterly
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      • ..........,,,,,
        Originally posted by bearded bloke View Post
        Shen whatever you do avoid Sleepy Lane,it seems mad Heinrich has been inventing again

        Best thing I've seen in absolute ages ... Missus thinks I've lost the plot







        Never test the depth of the water with both feet

        The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....

        Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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        • BIG SCREAM ,choke gulp,it's the rat family come for the......................
          sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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          • Annual bathe in the tankards and bb took one look and....,
            Never test the depth of the water with both feet

            The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....

            Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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            • rolled up his sleeves ready to..
              I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


              ...utterly nutterly
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              • ............give one a good scrub behind the ears..............

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                • Originally posted by RedThorn View Post
                  Annual bathe in the tankards and bb took one look and....,
                  At first glance I missed the u.

                  Which promptly bit him on the...
                  I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus.

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                  • ..thumb which for someone who rides a motor bike is a damned nuisance as he won't be able to.......
                    Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

                    Nutter by Nature

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                    • .......push his horn when........
                      sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                      Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                      KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                      • ...........a Pantomime horse trots out onto a Zebra crossing (its not allowed under the Traffic Acts)...........

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                        • Oh heck...there's a bunch of them!!
                          Last edited by Nicos; 26-11-2013, 01:55 PM.
                          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                          Location....Normandy France

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                          • ...............and they're at the gate and they're under Starter's Orders. Place your bets, Ladies and Gentlemen
                            I have 50p ready in my hot sticky hand - but which horse is Trip riding, asking a flummoxed VC ...............
                            Last edited by veggiechicken; 26-11-2013, 02:04 PM. Reason: smelling bad

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                            • "Why, the one with the secret turbo button, of course", replied Trip as he gingerly jumped...
                              I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                              ...utterly nutterly
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                              • As red thorn splutters there's definitely some sort of oxide in that turbo, just not sure it's nitrous.......

                                And down go the flags to start....
                                Never test the depth of the water with both feet

                                The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....

                                Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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