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  • Hello every one sorry I was missing I was a bit tied up there
    it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

    Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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    • .........not the norty barmaid again rary............

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      • Did she use rope or was it her special handcuffs? >
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        Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

        Nutter by Nature

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        • Originally posted by Sheneval View Post
          Did she use rope or was it her special handcuffs? >
          ...although they weren't that special as Trips new DNA kit would soon prove.. There was evidence of at least 3 GR regulars having been in close proximity to those very handcuffs, as well as some secondary transfer from Ken the bookie...

          What had Ken transferred we all wondered, apart from the money he owed the GR regulars to that Cayman Islands account...
          Meanwhile down in the cellar, the weirdos sent in by Jules many moons ago were still....
          I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


          ...utterly nutterly
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          • debating whether they had landed in a place where the locals were even weirder than they were and if this would be a good place to settle as their weird behaviour would hardly be noticed.....
            Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

            Nutter by Nature

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            • .....especially as Hazel had just burst in the door in her running kit looking for Shen. "You owe me a pint!" she cried as she shoved her way through to the bar. But just as she reached for her pint of 'Old Gardener's Most Perculiar' beer..........

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              • a voice from the cellar said 'Shen waited 20 mins and then left your pint on the bar but you can join me here in the cellar if you like'......
                Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

                Nutter by Nature

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                • .........dunking Dorset Knobs in.............

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                  • ...which, on reflection, Hazel thought was an entirely fair comment. 20 minutes is not 26mins and 7secs, after all, even allowing for nipping into the newsagent on the way back for the paper.



                    She wasn't sure about going down the cellar, though, as she'd heard....
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                    Last edited by Hazel at the Hill; 07-12-2013, 07:34 PM.

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                    • (I saw a notice in a book in Oxfam this afternoon in which Dorset Magistrates
                      threatened people who damaged a local bridge with transportation - as I read it I thought of Hazel throwing her Dorset Knobs from one end of the bridge to the other desperately hoping they would not damage the bridge on impact and thought of warning Feral to look out for her)
                      Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

                      Nutter by Nature

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                      • ..of weird goings on down there
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                        Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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                        • also there was a rumour that there may be a dishy celebrity barman serving this evening ....
                          Last edited by bearded bloke; 07-12-2013, 07:46 PM.
                          He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                          Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                          • ............but they'd heard this rumour so many times before, that nobody, least of all hazel, believed it.
                            Where is he? the laydees chanted ..............

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                            • is there maybe more than one
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                              Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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                              • well there could have been but it's Saturday so I'll be having the feet up and putting the world to rights .. Mines a guinness if anyone .....................

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