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...........wants a slurp or ask me nicely and I'll buy you one of your own, Said Ap who had just been paid for ............
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his own and before he could say another word the doting Barmaid had his pint of Guinness and a packet of his favourite hula hoops in his hands and his well used pouffe placed carefully in front of the couch where he usually...Last edited by Sheneval; 07-12-2013, 08:09 PM.Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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has this to be rearranged?Originally posted by Hazel at the Hill View Postit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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(It wasn't the nicest thing I've ever had said about me but once you reach my age any young woman talking about you is a compliment)Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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usualy rested his prizedOriginally posted by Sheneval View Postit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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..........onion, the one he kept under his bed at night, safe from the wandering hands of..............Comment
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any barmaid who wanted to give him a sob storyit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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..........about the size of his onions and how they can reduce a woman to tears ............Comment
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..and men too...Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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...........were known to weep at the sight of Ap's Gigantic alliums.
How did he do it, they muttered amongst themselves in the gents, did he...............Comment
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or didn't he. Only Potty can .....................Comment
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...........testify to the amount of support they need from day to day
It has been rumoured that they need a wire support to keep them in place, but..........Comment
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Potty won't expose...........Last edited by Sheneval; 07-12-2013, 08:42 PM.Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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himself or AP ...........Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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.........which is fortunate as Nicos had tempted Officer Crabtree in for a drink this evening
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