Gardeners Rest #8 ( 2013)

[Sheneval]

and whose arras is not particularly appealing to all but the most depraved but he would be in a predicament if he didn't have one.....

[bearded bloke]

& not doing to great at getting the beers in .........

[Sheneval]

as he is sitting on his arras and has been doing so all evening despite BB and others casting numerous looks of disapproval in his direction.......

[veggiechicken]

.........You've heard about the little Dutch boy who plugged the leak in the dyke with his finger..........Potty is plugging the leak in one of the barrels with his arras, and simultaneously and at the same time, draining the barrel himself, to ease the problem and his aching arras. ........so lets not have any more rude comments about Potty.........he is suffering so that you can all have a drink............(or so he said)........

[Sheneval]

which leaves us all chastened and humiliated for our comments as well as rinsing out our mouths with soap ............

[Nicos]

..ready to use this lot...

[Nicos]

..fortunately Fat fingered Antone had been out already preparing for the Xmas party at the GR and had already hung some....

[veggiechicken]

...........there'll be some frayed lips in the GR tonight with that lot hanging around...........

[Nicos]

said VC rubbing Vaseline onto her pouting lips...

[veggiechicken]

.........ready for a few pecks and a pucker.............

[Tripmeup]

from any old sucker............
....who dares to enter the GR with a

[veggiechicken]

..........forget the "with a.." bit Trip, any old sucker will do me, with or without a..............

[Sheneval]

pocket full of money although that could be useful for buying.............

[Aberdeenplotter]

ones' way into ..................

[Sheneval]

VC's good books.............