Gardeners Rest #8 ( 2013)

[julesapple]

.....nice.



I've brought Fairy Lights to decorate the bar tree. I'm sure someone can really make that tree fairy.......

[veggiechicken]

.............?Flicker..........or do I need to go to specsavers..........

[Potstubsdustbins]

I'll make you an appointment said Potty whilst leaning on the bar and supping his pint.

What day would suit.....................

[julesapple]

....fonts matter.

.....But let's open another bottle and we might be able to see straight! Now, where's that fairy? I need to shove these lights........

[veggiechicken]

........into Potty's old bidet while we decide who.............

[mrswadders]

Oi who you calling a fairy BB shouts up from the cellar where his still trying to find his way out.........

[julesapple]

.......how very novel; A fairy with a beard.Bet it hasn't got any......

[bearded bloke]

Oh yes I have I have fairy dust aplenty,in fact I am powered by it cellar dust however is .....

[julesapple]

....clogging up your tutu?

[bearded bloke]

never you mind what's up my tutu it's my complexion I fear for,that & spiders nesting in my ........

[julesapple]

....tiara? tree?......give 'em a good smack with your......

[veggiechicken]

............tiara............boom de ay............and on that note.............

[julesapple]

......who left a note? Did it say how to......

[bearded bloke]

evict the boa constrictor currently gorging on spiders in the cellar .........

[julesapple]

....wait until it's scoffed all the spiders before you......