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  • .........roasted nuts..................

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    • ouch cried Shen obviously in some discomfort its all right for you guys who have spent the evening imbibing in this hostelry whilst I was ............
      Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

      Nutter by Nature

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      • being handed my....
        I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


        ...utterly nutterly
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        • Whilst I was getting thrashed! But TG I arrived in the nick of time...I'd hate to have missed out on....
          Ali

          My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/

          Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

          One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French

          Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club

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          • all the food and drink but what happened to the naked firefighters and who is the new barmaid he asked more in hope than in..............
            Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

            Nutter by Nature

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            • expectation - I was hoping for someone like this but......
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              Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

              Nutter by Nature

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              • expect we've been landed with another of AP's gnarled old crones ..........
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                Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

                Nutter by Nature

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                • With that the by now drunken Shen staggered out of the GR and dragged his battered body homeward to bed and a couple of episodes of Deadwood
                  Last edited by Sheneval; 20-11-2013, 11:48 PM.
                  Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

                  Nutter by Nature

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                  • Speaking of deadwood, a tumbleweed blew slowly down the street past the doors of the GR...
                    As Shen stumbled up the street, a figure stepped from the shadows and muttered "looks like this place could do with being cleaned up"...Trip grabbed the mop and whistled softly to himself as he....
                    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                    ...utterly nutterly
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                    • Half way home Shen was overtaken by a Pink Fire Truck, with carolling (only half naked Shen, it's family friendly!) firies.

                      Fancy that, said Shen. Most people just see Pink Elephants....Must have been that....
                      Ali

                      My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/

                      Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

                      One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French

                      Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club

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                      • Feral - Quite right surprised the new Super Mod didn't delete that post
                        Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

                        Nutter by Nature

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                        • .. began diligently sweeping the debris from the streets muttering to himself - 'its a hard life but somebody's got to do it' otherwise...
                          Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

                          Nutter by Nature

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                          • Otherwise, the local council will be shutting the doors of the Gardners Rest, citing seminakedness and excessive debris!
                            Who's got contacts on the council then? I have said Feral, I'm well known to the weeds inspector
                            Ali

                            My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/

                            Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

                            One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French

                            Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club

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                            • VC,Moodam,Tigger,Nutter ??? heard loud banging on the door of the GR......................................................................................................Hey anyone there? Sun's over the yard arm...................

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                              • You called Mrs W? Its alright, you can stand up now
                                Shall I open the door and wave my spongey stick about? Or should I............

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