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...........can snip.............and there'll be no frayed edges afterwards 
So come on weirdos.............
So come on weirdos.............
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go back to that posh hotel down the road where..................Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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.. the comedian will have you in stitches I'm a- frayed...I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
...utterly nutterly
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..........and sew saying, they did a runner, or sew it seams..............
But the GR regulars were mostly too far gone to notice that some of the weirdos had not left but turned right and.............Comment
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.. fell down the cellar trapdoor.... As Shen carefully but unknowingly closed the trapdoors, it seemed the weirdos would remain there until the next beer delivery day..Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
Meanwhile, Ken the bookie wondered how he would pay the GR regulars their winnings from the betting spree earlier in the day... Did they know he hadn't the money to meet his gas bill, never mind the large amount he had lost today... It was then he hatched his evil plan to...I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
...utterly nutterly
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Divert the beerlines to another location and set up a Mobile Rest in ......whose garden?.....
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Never mind who's garden! It's a front forhis secret lair where he plots to hold the world to ransom for
1 ........million .......pounds(pinkie raised moment ) cue dramatic evil music backdrop...Never test the depth of the water with both feet
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....Dr Who's Garden?
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garden...which was a rather silly of him as the money could be paid into any time zone and he will spend years trying to catch up with it thus....
Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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he thought again & demanded a tardis made of gold ...........
enabling him to take his wealth with him & headed off to find a time zone where .....He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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.........anyone with 21 Carats was a wealthy man...........
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only to land in a time when the temperature had dropped to minus 20 all the year round and wealth was measured in wooly jumpers and sheep ruled supreme with chickens a close second....Last edited by Sheneval; 28-11-2013, 06:18 PM.Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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..however, this proved not to be as bad as it might have been as sheep racing and sheep hurdles was endemic as it was a great way of keeping warm with betting on the side which was right up his street...Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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until he took up greenlaning as a hobby
Where he would meet a new nemises known as ..........He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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Someone who didn't know what greenlaning meant
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
...utterly nutterly
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