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  • "Excuse me" said VC from her place under the settle by the fire "why is it that AP only drops in when there is a buxom wench and a tray of beer (already paid for)?" ............

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    • ..just goes to show that AP has a good taste in buxom wenches and free beer said Shen who was quite taken with both of the aforegoing himself....
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      • Just as the guest barman for the evening arrived,looking very dapper in his dicky bow tie









        there was a sudden influx of laydees,wanting autographs and ......
        He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

        Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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        • other things but as all the men were aware having seen the adverts on TV George is not that way inclined................
          Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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          • ...........VC roused herself and rubbed her bleary eyes..........." Is that, No, it can't be, I do believe its..........

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            • Eric Morecambe said Shen who should have gone to spacesavers ..................
              Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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              • but instead continued to look at the world through the bottom of a beer glass .....
                He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                • especially one being carried by the buxom wench who............
                  Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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                  • by the end of this evenings shift will have saved enough money to buy her daughter a BMW
















                    Last edited by bearded bloke; 28-11-2013, 09:51 PM.
                    He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                    • Big Tips?.....
                      Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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                      • Originally posted by bearded bloke View Post
                        Where are all the customers tonight,asked Brunhilda





                        "They're behind you", shouted the crowd....

                        Sorry couldn't resist...
                        I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                        ...utterly nutterly
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                        • Not the lucky ones
                          Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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                          • ..based on this crowd she will be lucky if she can afford a Kiddy Car like this....
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                            • "Ewwwww..This place is in a right mess, needs a good clean-up me thinks" said Cathy the cleaner...
                              "Now where did I put that brush? Ah, the cellar, that's where I left it" One of the weirdos who had fallen in earlier handed the brush up to Cathy and she began to whistle to herself as she...........
                              I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


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                              • hunted for any coins that might have been dropped by drunken revellers the night before.........
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