Gardeners Rest #8 ( 2013)

[Tripmeup]

photos of GR regulars caught in compromising positions...
Yes, Ken had been secretly taping the comings and goings of the regulars...
He held in his possession pictures of them all... VC cadging another greenhouse, BB furtively doing home improvements when the better half was away, Shen altering historic records to make it look like he was descended from the High Kings,Jules wandering thru the house in the early hours, G4 bidding on horses, Trip's racehorse's dietary records, AP's with his onion secrets and Nicos collection of photos of pompiers...
He laughed to himself as he began to see his way out of the mess he found himself in...

[veggiechicken]

........but how could he make the most money.........by selling to the tabloids, naming and shaming on TV, even blackmail (or should that be person post?).............

[Sheneval]

..blackmail, too late cried Shen - a newspaper that shall be nameless has already hacked my phone and published all the sordid details, so I'm in the clear unless he has information about my dalliance with the buxom wench's grandmother ...

[Feral007]

That buxom wench was my grandmother cried Feral! Any other grandmother gets dementia, but mine get's her details plastered all over the nationals (and not even our nationals!) Shame on you grandma.

Feral wanders off to find something to drown her ancestral sorrows with...

[Sheneval]

Oh well that's been over a long time now... didn't last long after she found out I liked George Clooney

[bearded bloke]

in his dicky bow tie,wonder who will be the guest bar person this evening,I would suggest ......













but I fear he would drink the cellar dry

[Aberdeenplotter]

now listen carefully, I will say ziz only the wance D I think our guest should be Erin Boag since she isn't doing Strictly this year and isn't she the most gorgeous lass except for ................

[bearded bloke]

her inability to pull a good pint she would have been purrrrfect,I hear Darcy Bussell can pull .....

[veggiechicken]

........a cracker or two and she'd look great on top of the tree that.............

[Sheneval]

was left over from last year provided...............

[Tripmeup]

the fairy doesn't mind... Tho I fear she may..

[Sheneval]

be a bit upset at being.............

[Aberdeenplotter]

pushed to the back of the queue for ......................

[Sheneval]

for a job she has been doing faithfully for years............

[rary]

Can anyone come in here for a drink? and if the fairy magic's up a drink for me she can stay right at the front of the queue.