Gardeners Rest #8 ( 2013)

[Sheneval]

Guinness along with all the other thirsty Grapes whilst admiring............

[bearded bloke]

the in house entertainment

[veggiechicken]

........Is that a Go-Go-Gorilla dancer? said VC, hardly able to believe her eyes I haven't seen one of those since the 60s on ToTP...........

[bearded bloke]

yes it was her,but that was in the bad old days when go-go-gorilla dancers were caged much more enlightened in the GR,limited her to one pink gin or she will ....

[veggiechicken]

........dancing with the pink elephants


and............

[Aberdeenplotter]

hhmph strumpets thought AP, wouldn't have happened in my .....................

[bearded bloke]

local ale house,anyone fancy a game of tiddlywinks ?

[Sheneval]

You keep your tiddlys where they belong or....

[Aberdeenplotter]

I'll get flippin ......................

[veggiechicken]

.........winking at you and you know how jealous the barmaid will be. You've only seen her on a good day, when..........

[Sheneval]

her hangover has been fed with aspirin and coffee otherwise...........

[bearded bloke]

she would be a prime candidate to do battle with the thing that lurks in the cellar,speaking of which ...

[Sheneval]

we may have to move outside leaving the GR cellar and bar to whatever lurks beneath....

[veggiechicken]

.............ooh yes please BB, a large red please
Waddya mean, you weren't offering There is a thirst upon me (as we are after saying) that cannot be quenched by coffee alone, or even with someone else..............
So what about the cellar..........

[Sheneval]

who is going to be wo.man enough to investigate the murky depths...........