Gardeners Rest #8 ( 2013)

[Tripmeup]

a deep voice from the cellar...
" You have loads of posting dates left yet", mumbled another voice..
"No, don't heed them" said another voice, " you're right to panic. Time is running out for ye all".

VC jumped at the sound of all the voices, and searched desperately for the light switch, as the voices grew closer and closer..

Had the weirdos escaped from the cellar? Would VC be safe in the GR at this hour of the night ( morning!)... If she lived, would she get her parcel sent in time?
Who could answer these questions?

[Tripmeup]

"Not me", said another voice," I didn't go to college"....

[bearded bloke]

Donner & Blitzen gently grazed on the village green,waiting patiently for the barmaid to bring out the slop bucket after cleaning the pipes from last night's guest beer,Stag Ale it was their favourite ........

[veggiechicken]

........although the regulars thought it was too deer...........and

[Tripmeup]

........although the regulars thought it was too deer...........and

.. and that it didn't give you enough bang for your buck....

[bearded bloke]

just a the head chef in the kitchen started to sing ...... Veal meat again ... & the sous chef hamonised with a chorus of ...... Roe,Roe,Roe,your boat ...........

[Tripmeup]

Just then a German walked in and in broken English said" ven is on the concert?"
" What?" said the barmaid.
" The annual concert, ven-is-on this year?" said the German.

[Aberdeenplotter]

oh dear oh dear, this is sooooo...........................

[Sheneval]

wonderful that the GR concert attracts people from all over Europe.............

[Aberdeenplotter]

but of course the local talent ...................

[veggiechicken]

..........are renouned and re-adjectived, the world over because of their...............

[Sheneval]

ability to sink Guinness which without doubt....................

[Aberdeenplotter]

always hits .....................

[Sheneval]

the spot...................

[veggiechicken]

.............on the front of your shirt, where you dropped your pork pie the night before. You really should smarten up a bit before the late night show................