Gardeners Rest #8 ( 2013)

[bearded bloke]

expedition to find the long lost ..........

[Aberdeenplotter]

recipeof the elixir of life which was loosely based on nettle ............................

[bearded bloke]

nectar,saffton,crushed juniper berries,all stirred together in a bowl with the tail feathers of a song thrush & left to mellow overnight,before adding .....

[veggiechicken]

..............a bucket full of 12 year old malt and a pint of milk from Daisy the Cow............

[Aberdeenplotter]

sounds like a croc of doodle moo to me muse AP as he .......................

[veggiechicken]

..............strolled nonchalantly towards the bar, hands in pockets, clinging on to his small change in case it jingled and...............

[Dorothy rouse]

he might have to actually buy a round of drinks ............"

[Sheneval]

which for a Scotsman is the equivalent of paying taxes to allow Ducks to live in luxury...............

[Dorothy rouse]

but, in the end, as there was a hole in his trouser pocket, all his cash fell on to the floor, so drinks all round and a donation to help the ducks refurbish their wee house....

[Sheneval]

as AP seems to be made of money ............

[Aberdeenplotter]

oh I wish I wish said Ap with a swish as he headed for the door, he slipped on a chip which was twixt plate and lip and.....................

[Sheneval]

landed on a wallet dropped by Ken the Bookie...........

[Dorothy rouse]

looking round to check no one had seen, he grabbed the wallet and ran, and ran...........unfortunately ......

[Sheneval]

before he got to the police station he met Ken.......................

[Dorothy rouse]

who suggested they......