Gardeners Rest #8 ( 2013)

[Aberdeenplotter]

with a side order of deep fried curlywirly & a can of .....

irn bru .......................Irn bru snowman - YouTube

[julesapple]

I'm just going to imbibe of the last third of my NYE BB Rum concoction

[bearded bloke]

Enjoy it Jules,it will be a million times better than when it was poured



..... Aye .I-ron-brew the preferred drink of ......

[julesapple]

.......girrrders, from Scotland!!.......

[Dorothy rouse]

now, how can I put this, the preferred drink of those, who 'don't know any better?' Now please give me a proper drink, to go with this stinky pickled egg!!!.... And a packet of Rennie please........... Ta

[Aberdeenplotter]

Philistine thought AP after checking the online dickshunnery. mind you, I'll have a pint of guinness and I'll keep clear of Dorothy cause pickled eggs cause flatulence and the fart her away I am the better until.....................

[Sheneval]

the barmaid's perfume kicks in................

[Dorothy rouse]

Ha,ha, ha, ladies don't f..t.............. Anyway If all goes to plan.......

[Sheneval]

the Barmaid will get the blame as people will think she is using her perfume to.............

[Aberdeenplotter]

try to get a new job as the GR must ..........................

[Sheneval]

be closing soon as the regulars have run out of money and ideas, Ken the Bookie has departed and the Mods are getting restless...............

[Dorothy rouse]

must get more boozers in, profits are decreasing rapidly, almost as if there was secret drinking going on, but such a thing wud be ....

[Dorothy rouse]

oh No,open another bottle, get the Mods back, refill their glasses .."

[Sheneval]

tell the barmaid to pull the blinds and dim the lights...............

[veggiechicken]

.............'cos here comes VC with an empty glass and her pointy stick (for testing the levels of the wine casks)................