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Who's beenNORTY tut tut hiding his best suit indeed 
Santa will find out & when he does he will be out to catch you
Santa will find out & when he does he will be out to catch you
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Is that Santa's Birthday suit BB?
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Found it
little sods had sent it to be dry cleaned,apparently there were sooty smuts now need to make haste with getting the parcels to the dispatch depot
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I think this year I'm going to get everyone a trolley for Christmas, right bargain for a pound!"...Very dark, is the other side, very dark."
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Busy,busy,busy that elf sure does keep me busy getting all the parcels to the distribution point,shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's at a secret location ...............
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So many parcels,so little time .................
Get your orders in soooooooooooooooooon folks
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Hello Boys and Girls, Can I tell you a little secret?
You've seen Santa whizzing round the country on his scooter, haven't you? Well. he's not very happy tonight. He was pulled over by the Police for speeding
Don't worry, Boys and Girls, they let him off with a caution but they'll be watching him now. You'd better get your present requests in soon, as Santa is going to have to slow down a bit with his deliveries.
The cut-off is tomorrow night, Sunday 15th at midnight. Don't forget!!
(I'll be glad of a rest, my little elfin shoes are pinching a bit)
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Has anyone seen Santa's Elfin Aid this morning?
I have some comfy slippers for your achy feet. Not much longer, Elfin, it'll all be over at midnight, and you can put your feet up, until tomorrow
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My mates have arrived to help with the last day rush
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Another package for collection on me way now >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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You'd better hurry collecting the pressies for Santa.
Last requests are at midnight, according to a PM I've received from Santa's Elfin Aid. SEA said there was no time to come on here and ask in person.
"Rushed off me feet" were the exact words and "Letterbox closing at midnight"
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Hello Boys and Girls. Never thought I'd get here tonight.
I'm utterly exhausted - still, only 4 more hours 'til midnight - then Santa will redeploy me. Hope its not again packing this year - that's really tiring.................
So don't forget, PM me before midnight or Santa won't be able to bring you a present - and you don't want that, do you?
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Lets hope the proposed reindeer strike gets sorted rapidly,I don't like the look of the "reserves"
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Two hours to go - I bet SEA is tapping his little elfin shoes and hoping for an early night
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Ere we go folks it' that time,full screen & full volume please ..................
only an hour left for those who want to participate
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