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He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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Welcome to laziness, mate! Enjoy! Actually, if you're the kind of person I think you are, you'll soon wonder how you managed to fit work in, with everything else you have to do.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who skip-read the title as Last Daily Mail!
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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Awww, thank you so much, that is brilliant........It's been a bit of a roller-coaster day, started off as normal doing what I normally do. Then got a call to say I could finish at 12...............great I thought, I can go round the wards and say my goodbyes without the pressures of working as well............Gees, it took me 3 bladdy hours & I've never made so many ladies cry in my life........so glad I don't have to do it again.
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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Don't worry mate, they'll have forgotten you by Monday afternoon!
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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Hey BM,your life has now begun bud,grab it by the antlers & enjoy the ride If you ever passing Upper-Woodenhill,Shropshire & feel the need for a tea/coffee/butty/comfort break let me know or maybe see you at our "localish" RHS show next year.
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What did you do to those ladies to make them cry?
Hope was a good day and you had a great time, that's it now, slippers on, grab your beer, and relax...............DottyRComment
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Naw I read it as Last Dally Mally .....Originally posted by Glutton4... View Post
Please tell me I'm not the only one who skip-read the title as Last Daily Mail!
Damn you BM you have your freedom ..........not that I'm at all jealous
Enjoy .......S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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Mallly's Last Daily......
......Now he can Dallly!!
I agree with G4......I don't think our Vine Gorilla will be resting on his branches once he gets his head around things!Jules
Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?
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Late to the thread as usual, glad you had a good day yesterday BM, but what were you doing getting up at that time this morning? You're retired now!!
Enjoy, may it be a long and happy one!The cats' valet.Comment
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Seriously now Mally, there is one BIG bonus to being retired. You are no longer accountable for your actions, you can get away with murder! at my 65th birthday party I pinched a young girls bottom!!! ok I dont usualy drink and they had been giving me southern comforts all night. The young lady in question shouted to my wife and said "Bill just pinched my bottom" I hung my head in shame and said "I'm old and confused, I thought it was my wifes gorgeous bum" This put me right with my wife who was really very flattered and the girl even said "Ahhhh bless" Play the confused card for all your worth chum.Last edited by Bill HH; 21-12-2013, 11:39 AM.photo album of my garden in my profile http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...my+garden.htmlComment
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That's a strange one Dotty cos most of them said " Look at you, all suited up" then started crying. Wonder if my suit smelt of onions?..................Originally posted by Dorothy rouse View Post
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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Originally posted by Bigmallly View PostThat's a strange one Dotty cos most of them said " Look at you, all suited up" then started crying. Wonder if my suit smelt of onions?..................
I'm sure you didn't smell of onions, they are just going to miss you, (and maybe the associated smell of onions), and they're all envious of you being able to retire!
I bet you felt a wee bit sad as well?DottyRComment
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Oh yeah, and don't go listening to Bill, pinching young girls bottoms indeed! It could get you into all kinds of bother!DottyRComment
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