Whats the oddest question you've been asked?

[Glutton4...]

What a great thread - making me giggle. Mumbles, that one is just mental!



No, sorry, I can't think of any, and there are loads...

[julesapple]

Just before Chr***mad, I went to t'mill shop to buy four large feather-filled cushion inserts. It was torrential outside, absolute stair rods.

As I paid for the cushions and the girl said 'Do you need a bag today?'

[Mumbles]

Just before Chr***mad, I went to t'mill shop to buy four large feather-filled cushion inserts. It was torrential outside, absolute stair rods.

As I paid for the cushions and the girl said 'Do you need a bag today?'

They do that in shops when you buy underwear. I feel like saying to the cashier 'no I want to show the entire town what bras and knickers I've just bought!'

[chilli_grower]

ok, here's mine:

Around 10 years ago I was going out with a girl who lived in Cardiff (like me), but she was from Southampton.

One day I asked her if she would like to go away to west wales with me for a 'romantic weekend'.

She agreed, which was great!

Then a few days later, she asked me if we needed to cross the severn bridge to get there!!!!!!!!

This is honestly true!!!!!!!!!

[Rocketron]

ok, here's mine:

Around 10 years ago I was going out with a girl who lived in Cardiff (like me), but she was from Southampton.

One day I asked her if she would like to go away to west wales with me for a 'romantic weekend'.

She agreed, which was great!

Then a few days later, she asked me if we needed to cross the severn bridge to get there!!!!!!!!

This is honestly true!!!!!!!!!

That's nothing.
On a football forum I frequent, someone asked which was the East Stand; "I know the North and South Stands, but which is the East?"

[noviceveggrower]

I did have the where do babies come from the other day from my little girl. Told her the hospital because that's where we got her brother from and she quite happy with the answer.
Thing is she is in the top 5 in her class for everything and is a total chatter box but sometimes she thinks far to deep into a situation or a question.
Have had the where do the stars go during the day when she was about 4.
She does all the talking where as her brother doesn't. Am waiting for the butterfly flapping its wings and if a tree falls down in a jungle question any day now.

[Mumbles]

Have had the where do the stars go during the day when she was about 4.

My daughter has just turned four and wanted to know why the moon was out in the middle of the day last week. Its not the first time she's asked questions about space either but my answers just lead to more questions!

[ancee]

My Littlest one (who is now 15) Once asked:
"Why does it rain?"
Then stopped, looked up at me and said
"Oh, I know, it's because nobody thinks to water the trees do they? I'm glad it rains!"

My son once asked if I always wear pyjamas in bed
"Of course I do " I said
"Hmm..." He said, Not convinced "Well, how did me and Maddy get here then?!"
"Er, well I didn't wear pyjamas on those two times!"

[noviceveggrower]

My daughter has just turned four and wanted to know why the moon was out in the middle of the day last week. Its not the first time she's asked questions about space either but my answers just lead to more questions!

Always leads to more questions. My little boy has speech and developmental problems but has learnt that the question "why" is one of the most annoying questions ever.

[Aberdeenplotter]

That'seasy,

" does my bum look good in this?"

you know you are buggered however you answer and so does the asker of the question

[noviceveggrower]

That'seasy,

" does my bum look good in this?"

you know you are buggered however you answer and so does the asker of the question

My dad use to say to my mom that no her bum didn't look big but the colour made her look very pale and ill looking or didn't compliment her new hair cut.
They have been married 40+ years.

[KittyColdNose]

My niece to her granddad "Are you a catholic or a president? We knew what she meant

[rary]

In my former role as an information assistant I've been asked many weird and wonderful things including:Where can I find a massage parlour?

Whats the answer?

[WendyC]

No1 son was sent out in the garden to ask Grandpa which wine he would like with his dinner. He actually offered the choice of red or blue wine.

[Snadger]

I was working with a fitter on a piece of machinery today on the field. His van was parked half a mile away on a hard standing and he needed a drill. He says to the apprentice, "Can you have a walk over and get me my drill from the van"? The apprentice replied as he strode away "Which one, the portable"?

I nearly choked with laughter when I saw the look the fitter gave him!