Whats the oddest question you've been asked?

[Mikey]

Oddest question I've been asked lately is
"What does the Fox Say..."

Thats easy,
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

And before anyone asks, no I haven't gone mad....

[veggiechicken]

And before anyone asks, no I haven't gone mad....

...........'cos you were already mad

[Mikey]

...........'cos you were already mad

Takes one to know one VC...

[Tripmeup]

Thats easy,
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

And before anyone asks, no I haven't gone mad....

Nice Mikey, NOICE!!

[Bill HH]

We used to phone our chinese take away (The Wing Wha resturant) They always answered the phone with "Wing Wha what u want"

[julesapple]

Can we replace the wallpaper in your hall?

A completely normal question unless it's a few hours before a major party.

[Mikey]

We used to phone our chinese take away (The Wing Wha resturant) They always answered the phone with "Wing Wha what u want"

Our chinese restaurant in our last house knew my wife so well they didn't used to ask for the name!!!!

When I went to pick up the order, he would shout out what was in there which I could never understand I just nodded, I never used to know what she'd ordered anyway!!! He always ended by saying 'nice meal for you'. He used to have a till like arkwrights from open all hours too, I always picked up just for the entertainment value.

[Mikey]

I remember asking my father once very calmly 'How do you stop a radiator from spitting?', it was a question he found quite alarming as I recall.

I had accidentally imbedded a dart into the supply feed, which I'd managed to stop with some cellotape, until the heating came on and the cellotape lost its glue....

I like to think that over the years I've become more sensible but in reality it would all depend whether its a subject area I know a lot about. Ask me a question about mechanics and you might as well be talking about crochet.

[Glutton4...]

There is a person at the Stables who yells "What are you doing here?" at me when I get there.

Horse. Livery Stable. WTF do you think I'm doing...? Stoopid bleep!

[Florence Fennel]

One that I have mentioned on here a long while ago is when youngest granddaughter, then aged about 8 asked "I'd like a swing in your garden Nanny, could you grow me a tree to put it in?"

The sweet old chestnut for me is always when you come in wet and someone asks "is it raining?"

[Hazel at the Hill]

Tonight in Morrison's cafe. We order a main meal and ask for an extra plate, so we can split it between us. A plate of scampi and chips arrive. 'I did ask for an extra plate at the till, if you wouldn't mind.' I say. 'Oh didn't she bring one out to you already?' says the staff member.

Er - no, that is why (a) you can see no plate here on the table, just us and a couple of cups of tea and (b) I have just asked you to bring one.

[Rocketron]

I remember asking my father once very calmly 'How do you stop a radiator from spitting?', it was a question he found quite alarming as I recall.

I had accidentally imbedded a dart into the supply feed, which I'd managed to stop with some cellotape, until the heating came on and the cellotape lost its glue....

I like to think that over the years I've become more sensible but in reality it would all depend whether its a subject area I know a lot about. Ask me a question about mechanics and you might as well be talking about crochet.

Darts being one ?

[Bill HH]

I remember asking my father once very calmly 'How do you stop a radiator from spitting?', it was a question he found quite alarming as I recall.

I had accidentally imbedded a dart into the supply feed, which I'd managed to stop with some cellotape, until the heating came on and the cellotape lost its glue....

I like to think that over the years I've become more sensible but in reality it would all depend whether its a subject area I know a lot about. Ask me a question about mechanics and you might as well be talking about crochet.

When I was doing agricultural engineering one farmer used to drive his tractor into our yard and point at whtever he had that needed mending, then say "Can you fix it Bill" On this occasion the radiator on his tractor was sending a jet of water out through a hole. He had run into something apparently. For a joke I took out my chewing gum and just stuck it in the hole. The silly thing is it worked! for years! saved him £200.

[Feral007]

My boys used to ask a million questions. Like If the airbag on the car goes off could I hold it off me? Could I stab it with something then? Could I wriggle out from under it? What if I.....And then If I got out could I jump through the window and get back in....No, well why would you want to anyway?

[kizkiz]

"Excuse me, where is the milk?" - whilst stacking an entire wall of milk in a supermarket!

"Can I come through?" - Whilst stood, wearing full police uniform, next to a cordon with 'police do not cross' written on it. This one is a constant, the entire time I'm there, every single time