My husband routinely forgets birthdays but usually (but not always) manages to remember a card for me on Valentines day simply because the supermarkets have them displayed so prominantly.
Yesterday we were in Sains****s. He slunk off to the newspaper stand and also picked a card up which he didn't want me to see so he put it in his pocket!!!!!
It was only when he realised he was getting funny looks from other shoppers that he realised he looked like a shoplifter.........and put it under his newspaper in the basket.
His idea was that when we got to the cashout he would send me to get cups of tea in the cafe while he queued and paid.
Unfortunately for his plans he realised then that he didn't have any money on him. At this point he told me about his abortive romantic gesture.
After over twenty years together I'm still waiting for the trip to Paris or hearts and flowers but I still love him and know he loves me.
Yesterday we were in Sains****s. He slunk off to the newspaper stand and also picked a card up which he didn't want me to see so he put it in his pocket!!!!!
It was only when he realised he was getting funny looks from other shoppers that he realised he looked like a shoplifter.........and put it under his newspaper in the basket.
His idea was that when we got to the cashout he would send me to get cups of tea in the cafe while he queued and paid.
Unfortunately for his plans he realised then that he didn't have any money on him. At this point he told me about his abortive romantic gesture.
After over twenty years together I'm still waiting for the trip to Paris or hearts and flowers but I still love him and know he loves me.
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