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  • #16
    G4 I will remember that next time I have 1 1/2cwt lead roll to take up on a roof.

    Potty
    Potty by name Potty by nature.

    By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


    We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

    Aesop 620BC-560BC

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Mikey View Post
      - Confrontation is a form of defeat, you have lost the will to reason, and
      - Never fart in a lift, its not clever and someone else always takes the blame.
      Farting in a lift is wrong on every level
      "...Very dark, is the other side, very dark."

      "Shut up, Yoda. Just eat your toast."

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      • #18
        or... if a woollen jumper shrinks in the wash, why don't sheep shrink in the rain? In America, with Capital punishment, if they give a lethal injection, why do they sterilise the needle?

        Zebedee
        "Raised to a state of heavenly lunacy where I just can't be touched!"

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