just for Pun word game

[bretty666]

Hi..thought i would start a thread for just a bit of a laugh..basically puns..anything gyo related.from your own imagination or sauced off the web.we dont have any yet so if you do..peas lettuce know,we will accept corny puns but would prefer the cream of the crop.i dont mean to squash anyones spirit but i dont think i can be beet.hihihih im laughing from my head tomatoes
Could be interesting!!

[darcyvuqua]

This thread will take up to mushroom on the forum!
So for that reason I shallot be partaking!

Don't beet yourself up if you get a chilli response

[bretty666]

So it could be a fruitless endeavor (endiver didnt sound right lol)

[Raybon]

Hoe hoe hoe! Fork goodness sake throw in the trowel! Weed like to see more of these!

[Mr Gardener]

I'm looking forward to seeing what crops up on here

[Dorothy rouse]

Where have you bean today?

[Dorothy rouse]

Doing a runner, eh?

[bretty666]

Hahaha good stuff people..feel free to throw anything into the mix that is wordplay..even just a random............william shakes'pear' the taming of the shroom......any films aswell..music...anything!!just have fun!! dome great stuff already,,iv had a giggle lol

[Dorothy rouse]

Off to 'plot', now.

[bretty666]

Hey!! You butternut squash your good crops with your big feet lol....what are you 'plotting' dotty?

[Bill HH]

Will my wife beetroot to me? who knows what the fuschia may hold, I could end up lonely and watching Harry Plotter movies all day. Acualy she never forgave me for not fixing that leek my brother in law caused in the cellery dug out for us.

[Nicos]

Chop chop...keep these posts coming....

[Nicos]

Hay Bill ya old crock.....so long as you don't fleece or squash her she carrot possibly bolt.

[veggiechicken]

Who'd bolt from Bill? He must be worth a mint!!

Anyone fancy a chive?
I've been listening to Elvis Parsley singing Blue Swede Shoes..............

[bearded bloke]

Off to 'plot', now.

Off to Aberdeen Dot,all the best Plotters like a tune ....