What Is This Gonna Be?

[Greenleaves]

Until you painted it I thought it was a kilt press

[Jeanied]

I reckon it will be a solar powered trickling water feature of some kind

[AllInContainers]

That's pretty much what I was thinking

[Dorothy rouse]

As it's painted white, is it something to do with reflecting sunlight? Or warmth? For a raised bed or to keep the water in your stream a good temperature for watering tomatoes! Yeah that's it I reckon!

[Bigmallly]

Although it looks white, it's beige "stone" effect...............yet another clue.....................wish my whizzoe would hurray up.

[Noosner]

Nah not that Nicos it's a gorilla sized "crinkle cut" chip slicer

Whizzoe and chips?

[DannyRam]

I am fed up with this BM. I am off to watch a coffin warp!!!

[Glutton4...]

All looks very professionally fixicated together, but where on earth are you going to fit the oojamiflip? Or even the doodah? And, why did you paint it before you fitted them? Nutter!

[Bren In Pots]

I reckon it will be a solar powered trickling water feature of some kind

I was just going to post the same thing Jeanie

[Bill HH]

Ok after hours of research I have finally got it.

The item you are waiting for is a extra large apple pie.
Place pie onto the dust pan.
Lift the corrugated sheet to form a crinkled edge on the pie.
Release and rotate the pie, continue until done.
Lower corrugated sheet and remove pie.
Brush crumbs off device.
Eat pie.

This is the only solution that includes the brush so far.

Or...

Its a target

Draw face on dust pan
Snip bristles of brush to make a Hitler moustache.
Carry across garden and tie to a pole.
Fire.

[bearded bloke]

I reckon when the whizzoe eventually arrives,it will be connected to the spondoonic with a thromble valve to control the arc of sweep of the brush,thus ensuring consistency of motion.

[veggiechicken]

If you ask me (and nobody does) there is a weakness in the design. It needs a doofakey to connect the brush handle to the momper - without this it will never work.



Maybe the doofakey is in the post with the whizzoe

[gardening_gal]

I know what this is!!!! Great idea bm!















In the interests of fairness and not spoiling it for everyone else, I'll not let on what it is.

[Bill HH]

If you ask me (and nobody does) there is a weakness in the design. It needs a doofakey to connect the brush handle to the momper - without this it will never work.



Maybe the doofakey is in the post with the whizzoe

Not forgetting a Wimwam off a custard mill.

[bearded bloke]

I highjacked the doofakey & am keeping it about my person until such time as royalty percentages are agreed but I will lend you a thingammydoodah to tide you over



*ps: If it is tiding over you best turn down the water flow rate