MoM for May

[PyreneesPlot]

How did I miss this? òsca and enjoy your month.

Off to start the chores as I'd like a pony, too

[lottie dolly]

Congratulations funny man,well done

[Florence Fennel]

Congratulations Bill, was your flabber gasted? Well done

[Bill HH]

Congratulations Bill, was your flabber gasted? Well done

My flabber was very gasted Florence, there are so many members on here who really know their stuff that I feel rather unworthy of this auspicious accolade. On the other hand I know a lot about a few things, a bit about a lot of things and bugger all about most things. Maybe that makes me a good all rounder.

[Mikey]

I'd ask Rachel Darcy, she is the boss now

Who's Rachel Darcy?

I've left your bowels alone, what more do you want?..................

You need to step over to the dark side Bill we have more vowels ere in Wales, you can also use a W & a Y butt. So its easy to say

Oy you. Which is enough to keep the unruly rabble in check.

The ability to brighten a day, is easily overlooked until you spend 24 hours in the dark, then you realise you only need a few bright sparks to lift your spirits. Congratulations like innit.

[Tripmeup]

Who's Rachel Darcy

One forgotten comma and he pounces...
Believe me, you'll know Rachel when you see her do her countdown

[darcyvuqua]

I believe this is her.

And seems appropriate that the word made coincides with this thread!

[Bill HH]

Who's Rachel Darcy?



You need to step over to the dark side Bill we have more vowels ere in Wales, you can also use a W & a Y butt. So its easy to say

Oy you. Which is enough to keep the unruly rabble in check.

The ability to brighten a day, is easily overlooked until you spend 24 hours in the dark, then you realise you only need a few bright sparks to lift your spirits. Congratulations like innit.

I went to Wales once on a Sunday but it was shut.

[darcyvuqua]

I went to Wales once on a Sunday but it was shut.

If your welsh and know the secret handshake everything's open on a Sunday if your English the only thing open is the M4 back to England

[veggiechicken]

.............you don't even have to pay to leave
Plenty of opportunity to answer back - but we don't mind the insults

[bearded bloke]

.............you don't even have to pay to leave

So that's free fuel for the homeward journey then wish I'd known,I would have stayed an extra day

[Raybon]

Just been down to my local Garden Centre to buy seed potatoes.
No luck, they had as much choice as a welsh fish and chip shop.

[darcyvuqua]

Just been down to my local Garden Centre to buy seed potatoes.
No luck, they had as much choice as a welsh fish and chip shop.

All you need is a nice bag of chips and a rissole!

So I have no idea what your on about

[bearded bloke]

All you need is a nice bag of chips and a rissole!

Is a rissole anything like a doversole I had one of them in Little Haven last week

[Dorothy rouse]

Errr 'no' . Tis not.