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I can certainly vouch for that DottyOriginally posted by Dorothy rouse View PostLast edited by Greenleaves; 09-06-2014, 08:36 PM.Comment
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I was once told pain was all in the mind......so why does hurt so bl#$@y much?Originally posted by Bal View PostComment
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It will be in your mind..............you cracked your 'ed yer numpty............
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
Endless wonder.Comment
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You know you're getting old when you think you are replying instantly to a post, and find four other people have already posted since you started.Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
Endless wonder.Comment
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You know you are getting old when young shop assistants start calling you 'love' and 'honey'. And you get carded as a hugely funny joke.Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?Comment
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They'll call anybody love at any age round here and although honey (or even worse Hun) is quite irritating it's not age specific either.Originally posted by Jeanied View Post
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Some of us live in the past, always talking about back then. Some of us live in the future, always planning what we are going to do. And, then there are those, who neither look behind or ahead, but just enjoy the moment of right now.
Which one are you and is it how you want to be?Comment
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The shop assistant gets a chair for you.DottyRComment
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Good grief! Are there still such things as proper shop assistants? And chairs in shops? Have you found a door to the 1950's Dotty?Originally posted by Dorothy rouse View PostLocation - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
Endless wonder.Comment
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When your teeth dont sleep with you anymore or for the guys..? When the waistband on your underpants is higher than Simon Cowell's trousersComment
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Or more likely you think an assistant has got you a chair and end up on the floor.Originally posted by mothhawk View Postphoto album of my garden in my profile http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...my+garden.htmlComment
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You old cynic Bill
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You know you are getting old when you know how much a Guinea was worth................
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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or a farthing!Originally posted by Bigmallly View PostYou know you are getting old when you know how much a Guinea was worth................Dogs have masters, cats have slaves, and horses are just wonderfulComment
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