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  • Originally posted by Nicos View Post
    French skipping?
    Is that like french knitting just with thicker wool?....

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      What about 'back combed' hair, sprayed with so much lacquer, it never moved when the wind blew, and awful 'white lipstick', and thick black eyeliner!


      ![/QUOTE]

      Still doin' it. Looks well with the Zimmer frame

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      • When my daughter was about 4 years old we stood by a woman with a huge back combed hair style, I saw my daughter examining it intently and got that cold feeling you get when you think they are about to embarrass you. "Haven't you got a big head" she said.
        photo album of my garden in my profile http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...my+garden.html

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        • ......when you stop saying "Great! Going out tonight!"
          .......and start saying " Great! Staying in tonight!"
          Last edited by Raybon; 27-06-2014, 06:32 PM.

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          • Remembering my mum getting very shifty explaining why Jennifer's baby was a problem, remembering when Shula sleeping" with Nick in the back of a car was scandalous (Archers, if you don't know).

            AND look at it now............
            "A life lived in fear is a life half lived."

            PS. I just don't have enough time to say hello to everyone as they join so please take this as a delighted to see you here!

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            • Being on a course and talking about having 37 years experience of something and realising that is longer than most of the other people have been alive, never mind working.
              "A life lived in fear is a life half lived."

              PS. I just don't have enough time to say hello to everyone as they join so please take this as a delighted to see you here!

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              • You know when your getting old.........when

                Going to the sweet shop with six pence and coming back with a glass bottle of lemonade six mars bars and a sherbet dab . Can't so that anymore cos of all the security cameras


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                Last edited by snakeshack; 27-06-2014, 09:08 PM.
                don't be afraid to innovate and try new things
                remember.........only the dead fish go with the flow

                Another certified member of the Nutters club

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                • Originally posted by snakeshack View Post
                  Going to the sweet shop with six pence and coming back with a glass bottle of lemonade six mars bars and a sherbet dab . Can't so that anymore cos of all the security cameras


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                  Cleaning coffee off my keyboard now.
                  photo album of my garden in my profile http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...my+garden.html

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                  • .......when you need your specs to find your specs!

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                    • Originally posted by Raybon View Post
                      .......when you need your specs to find your specs!
                      Amen to that! I put my specs down all the time and spend ages fumbling about trying to find them
                      A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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                      • Even worse when you have them on top of your head all along
                        Last edited by Greenleaves; 29-06-2014, 09:47 PM.

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                        • Originally posted by Greenleaves View Post
                          Even worse when you have them on top of your head all along
                          I have been known to have two pairs on the top of my head at once.
                          And that's just off the top of my head.

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                          • Mr H, "Please read that number plate on the car 25yards away" "Erm what car?"
                            Last edited by bearded bloke; 30-06-2014, 09:04 AM. Reason: removed personal detail
                            photo album of my garden in my profile http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...my+garden.html

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                            • You know your getting old when...coughing can become embarrassing. ....

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                              • .......a curse has been put on your sofa/chairs/loo and they keep getting lower and lower........

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