FUN:- You know when your getting old.........when

[Compo72]

In the past I've put the washer on and forgot to put the clothes in !
Full cycle with dryer too

My favourite one is reading through the previous weeks tv schedule
Reaching for the tv remote , swearing at the TV wondering why the heck that programme is not on !

I do wonder what mrs compo makes of me at times !



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[Greenleaves]

Got a letter in the week from my bank trying to flog me life insurance, that is ok in its self but when the leaflet says " Hurry you don't have long left" now that really brings it home.

Fortunately though the not long left message was about the first years cover being half price and not my life expectancy!

Phew

[Bex]

Got a letter in the week from my bank trying to flog me life insurance, that is ok in its self but when the leaflet says " Hurry you don't have long left" now that really brings it home.

Fortunately though the not long left message was about the first years cover being half price and not my life expectancy!

Phew

What a relief lol

My teenage son called my middle aged the other day. I went bananas, I'm 43 and nowhere near middle age!


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[DannyRam]

You know you are getting old when my friends at the golf club had a sweep to see who would be the first member to use the new defibrillator - I became the immediate favourite!!! It was all done in fun (I think)

[Bill HH]

You know you are getting old when you have to think long and hard before buying a boxed set of DVD's.

[snakeshack]

You know you're getting old when you bend down to do up your laces and try to work out if there's anything else you can do while you're down there.
On the same note I think you continue to get taller as you age..... The floor seems so much further away than it used to be.


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[Greenleaves]

You know you are getting old when you have had the grand children for a day.....absolutely shattered!

[Bigmallly]

You know you're getting old when you get an invite from Saga.......................and a bladdy over 50's Plan.............I don't need a Parker Pen.

[Bill HH]

You know your getting old when Big Mally starts a potato experiment and you wonder if you will see the results.

[Martin H]

You know you're getting old when a simple bit of shed-moving leaves you aching all over the next day.

[veggiechicken]

......when you put your Tshirt on inside out and don't realise until hours later when somebody tells you
Yep, that was me, today
At least when I put it on the right way, you could no longer see the toothpaste splashes.

[mothhawk]

My wife made a pot of tea a few weeks ago and then lost it! We searched high and low for it. In the end we found it in the fridge lol.

I've lost count of the times I've let my tea go cold (usually the 3rd or 4th cup mind), put it in the MW to zap it hot, wandered off, then wondered where the heck my favourite mug was

[marchogaeth]

when...... you stand there wondering where all those self set potatoes have come from when you have never had potatoes in that bed and your compost was all really well rotted and....then ........ you realise they are this year's second earlies you planted there three weeks before.

[Bill HH]

......when you put your Tshirt on inside out and don't realise until hours later when somebody tells you
Yep, that was me, today
At least when I put it on the right way, you could no longer see the toothpaste splashes.

Has no one told you it is bad luck to turn it back from inside out? My mother would have gone ballistic.

[veggiechicken]

Has no one told you it is bad luck to turn it back from inside out? My mother would have gone ballistic.

Nope, never heard that Bill, or if I did I can't remember it - like so many other things I've been told