FUN:- You know when your getting old.........when

[Ananke]

I was half way though eating this delicious chicken and vegetable pasta bake when I realised I'd forgot to put the chicken in. It wouldn't have mattered only the chicken has to be cooked today and I had to go back into the kitchen and make a chicken and vegetable curry for tomorrow when I just felt like putting my feet up.

I'll be glad I did when I get home tomorrow and don't have to cook

[Bigmallly]

You know you are getting old when you can't read & listen at the same time.................

[teakdesk]

You know you are getting old when you can, but don't want to, listen whilst reading!

[Greenleaves]

When you refer to night clubs as disco's

[Alison]

Someone else may have already said it but you know you're getting old when corn becomes your enemy.

My nan always used to moan about her corns......

[Strawberry patch]

You know you are getting old when your daughter on the tennis court is running you ragged

[Dorothy rouse]

You know you're getting old, when you want to recover from your energetic (!) gardening activities of the morning and maybe have a little 'doze', and they arrive to chop/ cut all the communal shrubs/ trees down right outside!! Grrrrrrrr!

[mothhawk]

You know you're getting old when you need to buy a golden wedding anniversary gift.....for your sister.

[marchogaeth]

Your BMI goes up because you are shrinking.

[DannyRam]

When you get your swimming costume out and it has a hole in the knee!!!!

[ancee]

When you have a great 'You know you're getting old' story to put on here, but you end up reading all of the others and can't remember yours......

[Dorothy rouse]

You put potatoes on to boil, pop upstairs to get something, forget what is was, do something else, then remember the potatoes.............. Whoops..... !

[skeggijon]

You get to the allotment and realise you've forgotten your keys, so go back home and realise you've forgotten both sets of keys and have to sit outside until OH and daughter get back from shopping

[noviceveggrower]

When you tell your daughter if she wants a lizard, chickens, dogs, cats, a pony and various other creatures when she gets a house of her own. Realised its what my mother use to say to me when I was her age.
Also how they do maths at school. Do number lines and some really strange things now.

[Greenleaves]

When you walk through town and someone trys to get you to attend a viewing of retirement apartments