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... remember my favourite teacher (a bit of a hippy, art teach, loons, beard ..) saying that if the price of petrol got to 50p a GALLON he'd get rid of his car ...
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.............many years ago, what was sold as a pop up fishing bivvy is now sold as a pop up toilet/shower cubicle...................
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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When you are told a 'sweet trolley' is not a dessert cart in a fancy restaurant but a trolley full of sweets for kids to take home. You get them at lots of events!
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.................when you need a toilet tent when you go fishing
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When you repeat yourself three times!!
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..............as a kid, there was no such a thing as a teacher training day.................
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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...........when the Vine is on go slow, and so are youOriginally posted by Jay22 View PostWhen you repeat yourself three times!!
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Hey now I look like I'm too old to count properly...where did all VC's posts go to, that's not fair!sigpicComment
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..........What posts, Jay? Confusion is one of the signs of getting old
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Naughty teasing Mod ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Potty by name Potty by nature.
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We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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When even when the Vine is on go slow it's still faster than you!!Potty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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You know you're getting old when..... I'm sorry, what was the question again?
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When you have to go before you've been, and make sure you've been before you go !Comment
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When you open the cupboard door and stand there thinking...ummm...I need the milk...which is in the fridge...so why am I gazing into the cupboard???The best things in life are not things.Comment
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When you spend several minutes looking for the smudge (butter alternative) and then remember (thank you) that it's still in the rearranged fridge.Originally posted by Verinda View Post"I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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