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Originally posted by rary
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Is that another indicator of getting old??
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How would I know? I'm just a spring chicken
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Ay, right?????Originally posted by veggiechicken View PostHow would I know? I'm just a spring chickenit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers
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You know you're getting old when......................
..........you can't find your coffee mug coaster..............and find it sealed in an envelope of VSP seeds about to be posted to Vixylix
No wonder the envelope was so heavy
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He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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When all your birthday cards contain jokes about your age.........Potty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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.........and they can't find a cake big enough to hold all the candles.......Originally posted by Potstubsdustbins View Post
.......and the Fire Brigade are on stanby............
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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And your back goes out more than you doPotty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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When the highlight of your day is when you hear newly filled chutney jars popping as they cool
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A few from 'that' card.
When everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't ..................work!
You feel like the morning after but you didn't .........go out the night before.
Yours knees buckle but your .................belt won't.
You can only burn the midnight oil till.................9 o'clock.
The twinkle in you eye is the sun hitting your .....................bifocals.Potty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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You put great big woolie socks on after your bath because your feet are cold at 7pm.I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.Comment
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You know you're getting old when you can't find the socks in the first place.Originally posted by Lumpy View Postphoto album of my garden in my profile http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...my+garden.htmlComment
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One from the 'net'...you know you're getting old when an all nighter means not getting up to pee!
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........or reach your feet to put them on (socks that is, not feet)Originally posted by Bill HH View Post
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You know you're getting old when you have to agree with most of these posts - but on the other hand, it's good to know that It's not just me 'enjoying' later life *chuckle*Comment
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When your new granddaughter is born with more hair than you haveComment
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