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  • Originally posted by Martin H View Post
    Here's another ten...
    10 signs you
    I relate to number ten especially - you use your phone as a phone - my phone IS just a phone - in fact some online forms won't accept the number - they say it is one digit short.

    I'm not throwing it out while it still works!
    Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
    Endless wonder.

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    • ............you remember the birth of your son & today wish him a happy 36th birthday.........
      sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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      • I have to write a post titled Calling All Techies because me and computer things fell out when phones became cordless.
        I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

        Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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        • ..... when my collection of reading glasses incorporates a pair in (almost!!!) every room in the bungalow...!!
          ~~~ Gardening is medicine that does not need
          a prescription ... And with no limit on dosage.
          - Author Unknown ~~~

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          • When every week you get a different screening test offer

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            • Is it a sign that I'm getting old when for a snack I put some mango chunks and cottage cheese in a bowl, drench it with Sriracha, and it tastes good to me? Maybe everyone likes that combination. Or maybe my old taste buds are shot and want something exciting. (Maybe this is my mid-life crisis?!?!?!)
              Last edited by DWSmith; 10-03-2017, 01:41 AM.
              Nutter's Club member.

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              • When your "g" on the keyboard stops working and a search for "gold" makes you think .................of rary.
                Last edited by veggiechicken; 14-04-2018, 01:50 PM.

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                • When simple pleasures make you feel all soggy inside........................
                  I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                  Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                  • When you wake up with numerous aches and pains and think " Blimey, I'm much better than normal this morning". :-)

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                    • Originally posted by nickdub View Post
                      When you wake up with numerous aches and pains and think " Blimey, I'm much better than normal this morning". :-)
                      Story of my life mate.

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                      • You know youre old when you tell the young folks at work to call you by your first name and they just. Cant. Do. It.

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                        • You think you could be getting old when you,start looking for something for your youngest 50th. birthday
                          When did they pass me age wise
                          it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                          Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                          • When you see a "Aged [significant birthday] and still got it" mug in the office kitchen and realise it applies to you
                            When you see things in museums you remember being in regular use

                            when you start gardening seriously

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                            • When you see things in a museum that you still use
                              it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                              Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                              • When the cookery book that you save your favourite recipes in is called the “Gay Cookbook” and was given to you by your grandmother when “gay” just meant you were happy.
                                "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
                                "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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