Bingo wings

[Bill HH]

Celebrate what you have and put it to good use, excess stomach (spare tyres) for instance make excellent storage areas for secateurs or packets of seeds. I am struggling to think of a use for bingo wings though.

Oh and the very large sticking out bottom makes an excellent picnic table for the OH.

[Raybon]

Bill. I am astonished that you could find no use for Bingo wings.
Use to test wind direction before hanging out washing.
Wrap round top of arms and secure with rubber bands for extra warmth in winter.
Useful to write on if you forgot your notebook. Handy.
Great windbreaks for the beach.
No effort fancy dress, paint arms black and go as a bat.

[Scarlet]

No effort fancy dress, paint arms black and go as a bat.

Ha! That's made me chuckle!! On that note better go and do some work..

[Bill HH]

Bill. I am astonished that you could find no use for Bingo wings.
Use to test wind direction before hanging out washing.
Wrap round top of arms and secure with rubber bands for extra warmth in winter.
Useful to write on if you forgot your notebook. Handy.
Great windbreaks for the beach.
No effort fancy dress, paint arms black and go as a bat.

Two sheds suspected this thread would degenerate (glad it wasn't me lol) But now the Dam has burst and thinking of the bat fancy dress, what about actual flying? Catapults to ward of rabbits? Stand on the table and act as a canopy?

[Raybon]

Two-Sheds has a good sense of humus.