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  • #16
    Its a bit like the bloke who got stopped for speeding....when asked why he was going so fast, he replied

    "I am low on fuel and wanted to get to the petrol station before I ran out"

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    • #17
      A few years ago on local election day , I heard a mother say to a friend
      " I always vote for the XXXX Party - they do such a lovely show of flowers on the roundabout"

      I nearly fell over sideways!
      Last edited by Nicos; 30-06-2014, 01:45 PM.
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • #18
        Watching a funeral procession......

        "Look at that! They've made a horse out of roses!"
        "It's not a horse, it's a cow, it's got antlers."

        Had to share.

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        • #19
          Colloquialisms often make me laugh...I was not born yesterday or I am not as daft as I look, or especially for the vine "I am not as green as I am cabbage looking"

          PS absolutely no references to my avatar please!

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          • #20
            I think one of the all time TV classics was when Whispering Ted Lowe whilst commentating on snooker said "and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green"

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Nicos View Post
              A few years ago on local election day , I heard a mother say to a friend
              " I always vote for the XXXX Party - they do such a lovely show of flowers on the roundabout"

              I nearly fell over sideways!
              Seems a perfectly good reason to vote for a party to me!


              Sent from my iPhone using Grow Your Own Forum
              Sanity is for those with no grasp of reality

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              • #22
                Originally posted by robmarston View Post
                Seems a perfectly good reason to vote for a party to me!


                Sent from my iPhone using Grow Your Own Forum
                I can't believe my ears! (Eyes!)

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                • #23
                  I was asked by a patient if I counted the ribs of the baby to find out the sex. This was a young couple!
                  Dogs have masters, cats have slaves, and horses are just wonderful

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                  • #24
                    My dear old uncle Walter who spoke in a thick black country accent used to say "We dae arf goo, comin back" Meaning we came back very quickly.

                    Also after a good meal "I'm blown up like a poisoned pup"
                    photo album of my garden in my profile http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...my+garden.html

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                    • #25
                      There is that very famous Cricket commentary:

                      "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willy." No apols, it happened!

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                      • #26
                        I love this thread!

                        Have to say the 'Voting' one was just hilarious!
                        All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                        Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                        • #27
                          My husband went to the dentist today. The place was like an oven, no air conditioning or even fans in the waiting room.

                          My overheated husband said to the receptionist, "What would you do if I took off all my clothes?"

                          Quick as a flash she replied, "Take off my glasses"

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                          • #28
                            I remember from years ago when they changed from 'old' money to new decimal coinage, a lady saying to a shopkeeper

                            "Well I can't get used to it. They should have waited till all the old people died."

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                            • #29
                              This is about not believing what you see:

                              Now I am no computer expert but nor am I as daft as the Windows programmer who entered the code for this error message:

                              Keyboard not found, press any key to continue. ..
                              Last edited by Greenleaves; 01-07-2014, 09:35 PM.

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                              • #30
                                Now THAT ^^ is funny!
                                All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                                Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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