Couldn't believe my ears.......

[DannyRam]

There is that very famous Cricket commentary:

"The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willy." No apols, it happened!

And didn't the late David Coleman say of David Emery "He opened his legs and showed his class"

[Bill HH]

Richard Dimbleby while commenting on a Royal occasion once said "And now down the Mall we see the Royal arse hortillary"

[zebedee]

My eldest son worked as a Head Barman in a pub, and often told us some of the things people came up with, without being drunk! Like, and these are real, 'is your garden outside?' 'Can I have a portion of cheesy chips, without the cheese! (go figure on that one)' 'Can I have a pint of Bombadier please, in two glasses!'
Things people say eh?

[Rocketron]

My eldest son worked as a Head Barman in a pub, and often told us some of the things people came up with, without being drunk! Like, and these are real, 'is your garden outside?' 'Can I have a portion of cheesy chips, without the cheese! (go figure on that one)' 'Can I have a pint of Bombadier please, in two glasses!'
Things people say eh?

I think I can top that.
Out for a meal with the Outlaws and they ordered Garlic Chicken without the garlic.

[Raybon]

Overheard in the allotment today:
(Anguished voice)
"God! I wish I hadn't planted TWO of those!"
!!!!!????

[bearded bloke]

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I jest you not,will try & get back there with a camera another day.

[Dorothy rouse]

My grandson, age 5, asked for a bacon sarnie, 'without the bacon'.

[Mumbles]

My daughter doesn't like cheese on toast and will refuse to eat it. Instead she has bread from the grill with cheese melted on it!


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[Raybon]

Friend's daughter:
"I want the wellow one."
"It's not 'Wellow, it's Yellow."
"But I can't say "Yellow!"

[Bren In Pots]

Youngest grandson didn't like shepherds/cottage pie but loved burger meat and mash another one of his was to ask for an apple cut into carrot sticks.

[Greenleaves]

My grandson does not like french or runner beans, only green ones.....

[Dorothy rouse]

My other grandson, age almost 3, said looking at my tomato plants, ' I used to like like matoes, when I was a baby, but I don't like them now.

[Ja9]

This thread has had me chuckling away,thank you.
My first children are twins; boy and girl. We moved to a small village when they were born and walking around with my double pram I was asked
Are they identical? ( err different gender)
You had them close together? (Ok one smaller than the other by couple of pounds!)