Cunning Plan (Tongue in cheek)

[Greenleaves]

Whilst hoeing away this evening, I had one of those light bulb moments!

Eureka I thought, I have been doing this gardening lark all wrong, next year I am going to focus my efforts on growing weeds and stones. That way maybe my veg will grow at the same prolific rate they normally do.

I can see the book deal and TV series as I type!......

[arpoet]

What about adding a slug and snail nursery?

[Bill HH]

An inspired idea, maybe you could also advertise for a few vandals to come and rough the place up.

[Greenleaves]

No TV spoilers please...you're ruin the fun

[bearded bloke]

Ahhh well as gravity has taken over,I will add

















the obvious