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Last edited by bearded bloke; 18-07-2015, 10:52 PM.He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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Originally posted by JanieB View PostMy table is covered by my son's stock for his business so I'm eating on the coffee table in the lounge. I was happily noshing my meal this evening when a lot of it slid on to the floor. Totally my own fault. The plate was only about 2/3 on the table and I hadn't realised that it was partly on a pack of incense sticks so was on a slope. Trouble is that I leave the best 'til last and that went into the dogs. Bonus is that I don't have to clean it up and they had an unexpected change to their diet.
Some of us live in the past, always talking about back then. Some of us live in the future, always planning what we are going to do. And, then there are those, who neither look behind or ahead, but just enjoy the moment of right now.
Which one are you and is it how you want to be?
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(I had to look that up, and I was only born 8 miles East of you! ( must be new terminology since either I left the UK, or I was out of touch with my teenage kids!"Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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Originally posted by Alison View PostRegional differences in the meanings of words, Nosh really does mean something else round here!Originally posted by Nicos View Post^^^^^
(I had to look that up, and I was only born 8 miles East of you! ( must be new terminology since either I left the UK, or I was out of touch with my teenage kids!
I must just be out of touch
Edit: you can decide which bits the rantLast edited by Norfolkgrey; 19-07-2015, 07:47 AM.
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I said please check if the sweetcorn is ready for picking, not please pick the sweetcorn. Now it's been sitting on the side since this morning getting all starchy. Silly boy.Le Sarramea https://jgsgardening.blogspot.com/
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No I don't. I also get pis$ed off with tennis, cricket, and all the other sports that the TV companies think the majority of the population are interested in. There was a survey done a few years ago that showed that more people went to church on sundays than watched football on the TV.Last edited by bearded bloke; 19-07-2015, 08:32 PM. Reason: not edited but moved here as it was a reply to a retorical question"I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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I went to have Sunday lunch with my son and walking to the venue I waved to a friend on the other side of the road. I put my shoe in a grating and took a tumble. Immediate pain was my nose which hit the pavement. Several people helped me up (thankyou) and I continued to the eatery.
We are now 4 1/2 hours on. My nose is a bit sore and has a scab on it. Pains that I hadn't noticed at the time are appearing. The worst is my left arm, shoulder, and wrist. About 18 months ago I tore a ligament in my left shoulder. It has taken 18 months to get to the stage where I can do my bra up again. Talking to a friend I said I thought I'd broken a bone in my left wrist. He said you'll know if it's swollen. I put the two wrists side by side. He said "It's swollen". Yes, I know. I know that the best I can do is just let it all heal. All I wanted was a meal with my son."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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Originally posted by JanieB View PostThere was a survey done a few years ago that showed that more people went to church on sundays than watched football on the TV.
My rant is that this wasn't on the rant thread when I replied and so I didn't need to rant, now it is, so I doLast edited by Alison; 19-07-2015, 08:38 PM.
Some of us live in the past, always talking about back then. Some of us live in the future, always planning what we are going to do. And, then there are those, who neither look behind or ahead, but just enjoy the moment of right now.
Which one are you and is it how you want to be?
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That delphinium seedling I've been nurturing is definately a buttercup.Le Sarramea https://jgsgardening.blogspot.com/
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Originally posted by muddled View PostA charity, specifically recruiting people with disabilities and learning difficulties, who hold the 1st interview by Clapham Junction (south west London)...and the second interview in Kentish Town (north west London) for a job in South East London!
They, of all people, should understand the lack of accessible tube/railway stations.
She's better get it or there'll be hell to pay
She didn't get it.
They didn't tell her. We had to ring them three times to be told.
We asked why she didn't get get it......
They say we have to take her their 'feedback session' in North London to find out.
Honestly....you couldn't make it up.
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