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The puker is female. I anticipated the hate posts, but couldn't be arrised to re-phrase it.
Anyway, the puker went to sleep after all the 'fun.'
Half an hour later, she woke up, and puked in the lounge. Half on the rug, half on the carpet.
EFFS WERE SAID!
Lots and lots of EFFS!
And it's not getting any ruddy dinner...Last edited by Glutton4...; 26-12-2014, 07:06 PM. All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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Oh, and a rant about myself, too. Local shop was open when I went to do the Nags. There was space to park, and we need milk, as our bottle has gorne orfe. Did I stop? No. I was in a rush to get things done before dark.
You guessed it, ruddy shop was closed when I drove home.
I iz a Pillock! All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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... only bile now ...
Hall runner this time.
We're running out of floor-coverings ... All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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Who said the rant thread not needed on Christmas day. Balloon next door been hammering and banging for weeks and started again yesterday. He only stopped when I roared some choice words at him through the wall. The house is council owned too.(ours is ex council). Shouldn't have blood pressure raised on Christmas dayComment
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Well didn't get four hours sleep last night. I had hoped after getting four hours on Christmas Eve my sleep pattern was going to improve - just b@llocksComment
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Ner Sner. Just mud. All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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Grrrrrrh have just had to scrape the windscreen of the car. Very frosty out thereComment
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bronchitis......I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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Just back from picking up a few things at the shops. Morrisons is going to be open the 1st January - WHY? Went to Homebase to see if they had anything nice in their TLC plant section - no, however had a wander around and they have started bringing in their new gardening stock - £15.99 for a chilli plant kit
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Easter Eggs at assba'sI have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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Seriously???Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
my rant.... 12 year old daughter.
Honestly, if we were victorians we'd have called a priest to excorcise her by now
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Yep Easter Eggs are out.....why I ask my selfI have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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umm, how come it is snowing when there is a clear blue sky and the sun is out??????
oh, because it is not! It is the ash from my neighbours but one fire. They only got the house a month a go and they haven't moved in properly yet. Grrrr!
Why is everyone a ruddy pyromaniac round here?????
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People that don't understand the need for a fire!
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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Reply to UpdateWent to the plot yesterday and discover someone has removed all the grass from outside my gate(Another plot neighbour did this for me)
Started to clear the path down the side of the beds and at the end I discovered a compost bin and an apple tree. I can now get to the pond.
Another plot...Today, 11:40 AM
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