The New Minor Rant thread....

[noviceveggrower]

How can I loose a padlock, key and chain. Found the padlock but still can't find the key or chain.

Oh and my phone has now officially died on me. So having to borrow my moms brick phone.

[Glutton4...]

Lazily mopping up dog foot-prints, by standing on towel and scooting across the floor. Forgot about the wall-mounted cupboard, so I now have a very tender lump on my forehead where I collided with the corner.

[Glutton4...]

Oh, nearly forget. My Chum's lad + hosepipe = me being soaking ruddy wet all morning and half the afternoon. All clothes clean on today, too. Wish I'd put yesterday's grubby ones on now.

Little g!t.

[JanieB]

Oh dear. Thought I'd made a new friend until after 3 hours chat our vicar came into the conversation. I'm not a god botherer. Peoples beliefs are their own. But I think this vicar has done enormous damage to our town and our church. I was gobsmacked at a remembrance service 3 years ago when two screens came down off the ancient beams started off by the vicars remote control. This is a grade I listed building and he has done this without permission. He has built a carbuncle on the church that the town turned down but was approved by our district council. The money would have been better spent on improving access to the churchyard which is mostly accessable only with wellie boots.

[Glutton4...]

Oh, nearly forget. My Chum's lad + hosepipe = me being soaking ruddy wet all morning and half the afternoon. All clothes clean on today, too. Wish I'd put yesterday's grubby ones on now.

Little g!t.

Repeat performance again yesterday. Thankfully the little gremlin is back to school today.

[cariann88]

Is work taking the p*** with me!!! I've told them every week for the last 3-4 months that I struggle getting buses on a Sunday(with being a walker) and it costs me to much in a taxi. And they keep saying they will sort it out......nope not sorted nothing after she told me she will sort it!!!!!

I kicked off in the office about it. I am wasting a days wage taxing it everywhere on Sunday and they wont give me the money back!

[Lumpy]

That mice don't work on squidgy cushions!

[mothhawk]

Found a recipe for honey lemon marmalade using L@kel@nd tinned prepared lemons. The recipe gave the substitute proportions of honey to replace the sugar, then said to follow instructions on the tin.

I only used half the tin, as an experiment, to see if it would work. I boiled it for 15 minutes as per instructions on the tin, instead of using my jam thermometer.

I now have 3 glass jars of lemon honey TOFFEE!

Can't even get the darned stuff out!

[cariann88]

Burnt my spuds in the pan!!!

[Greenleaves]

New layout of the BBC website....given it a few days but dont like it at all.....

[cariann88]

My tea(jacket spud) taking forevvvvvvvvvvvveeerrr to cook in the oven!!!!!

I might just finish my bottle of wine off before it's done

[alldigging]

Ow my heel! Dont know what I've done but I've just had to hobble across to feed the cat. Suspect making a brew is going to be a long journey!

[PyreneesPlot]

Blister pack of arthritis drugs is impossible to open with arthritic hands.

[1Bee]

I've no experience, and haven't tried this, but would something like this help? Medi-Popper | Aids the removal of tablets from blister packs

Stupid things like blister packs being difficult for those they're supposed to serve really gets my goat.

[PyreneesPlot]

I've no experience, and haven't tried this, but would something like this help? Medi-Popper | Aids the removal of tablets from blister packs

Stupid things like blister packs being difficult for those they're supposed to serve really gets my goat.

Thank you for this At the moment MrPP is my meds popper!! (Not chatting, honest.)