This one's easy peasy!

[Bigmallly]

Well I think it is cos I know what it's meant to be..................so here goes:
We have 2 storage boxes, a roll of padded fabric, a couple of metres of debris netting, 2 lengths of 32mm pipe, a 68mm 112 degree elbow & some sealant...............

[Nicos]

Bog snorkelling kit?

[Bigmallly]

Close..........................

[Nicos]

A tumbling waterfall cascade in which to grow watercress?

[Nicos]

..in which you can bog snorkel????

[gardening_gal]

The padded fabric is to make a change of outfit with, for when he gets fed up of his fetching pink ensemble seen earlier on another thread. As for the rest, I have no clue.

[alldigging]

A giant berry picking apparatus designed to have branches thrown in at the top and they'll tumble down to the bottom through a series of pipes and be collected in the bottom.

[Bren In Pots]

A Wormery thingie

[arpoet]

a giant slug trap?

[Bigmallly]

Good guesses but nowhere near. Would love to drag it on for a couple of days but need to crack on & hopefully get it finished today, so here's a pic that will give it away.

[arpoet]

yea right......

[Greenleaves]

Oh I see, well I see a pile of bits and pieces which could make a pond filtration system but thats too boring.

Think Nicos is onto something or on something. ...
All Digging....no bends are too tight for that to work....
Arpoet...well the guys in Falmouth said slugs were the size of seals there....
Bren in Pots des res for worms.....possibly

Nope I am with Gradening Gal, its all to do with your alta ego....change of clothes and make up boxes. ...

[Nicos]

a giant slug trap?

GIANT slugs???

aaahhhhhh.....

[bearded bloke]

It's a filtration kit so that the fish poo can be saved to use in place of comfrey tea,as the vicar likes to drink that on his visits

[mothhawk]

It has to be something to filter the water, simply because those viewing tanks are far too murky, and we expect better things of you than that BM