Dirty Habits

[Flummery]

I'm guilting of eating in bed (I do get up to clean my teeth before sleep though!) finishing up left overs (I grew up in the 'there are people starving in China' era) and my dirtiest habit is not cleaning in the house till it's really gross and you stick to the floor because I'm too busy faffing in me garden!

[zebedee]

Where I work, the teaching staff all have their own cups. There is a lot of cup pinching and borrowing that goes on, but, no-one uses my cup! Why not? I use to work as a tyrefitter and got used to dirty cups, so my cup is only washed once a week. Trust me, one look at all that 'lip-crust' around the rim, and the manure brown inner puts every body off. Can't think why! It must be healthy though, no self respecting germ would go anywhere near it.

[Headfry]

Kissing my cats, they smell soft and warm, just cant resist them, sure I will gack up a fur ball in time!
and.....
snogging a barn owl, same reasons as above, pure warm bliss!

[moggssue]

I'm with Flummery - why stay inside and clean the house when you can go outside and get dirty with the soil! Mind you it means a major spring clean when the in-laws come to visit!

[Salina]

I suppose my dirty habit is sharing my food/drinks with my pets lol.
I always let em drink water/tea out of my cup, share my ice cream, let em eat of my fork at dinner etc lol. When I ride I often share my drinks or lunch with the horse especially if it's a salad sandwhich They are fairly clean so it's alright lol. (even though most people think I'm a dirty cow for doing it! lol!)

[muckdiva]

I suppose my dirty habit is sharing my food/drinks with my pets lol.
I always let em drink water/tea out of my cup, share my ice cream, let em eat of my fork at dinner etc lol. When I ride I often share my drinks or lunch with the horse especially if it's a salad sandwhich They are fairly clean so it's alright lol. (even though most people think I'm a dirty cow for doing it! lol!)

Happy to share a coke with my neddie (they are veggie after all), but cats or dogs, noooooooo - heard too many scary stories about tapeworm, yeuukk.

Dirty habit, leaving the office for the weekend without washing up or removing half used bottle of milk. Return on Monday to foul smelling yoghurt

[OverWyreGrower]

Letting my dog give me a kiss... (I can hear most of you going "Yeuch!")

Drinking straight from the bottle/carton (at home only)

Not washing up/putting dishwasher on until there are no clean pots left...

[yoanbob]

not cleaning the house, and only flushing after number 2's.

[Birdie Wife]

Don't do housework, don't iron anything, making bread with fingernails dirty from garden (they're lovely and clean when I've finished!!!), dumping clothes on the floor rather than hanging them up... oops, maybe should stop now... binging on dark chocolate digestives and then hiding the empty packet... okay stopped now

[rustylady]

I'm with Flummery - why stay inside and clean the house when you can go outside and get dirty with the soil! Mind you it means a major spring clean when the in-laws come to visit!

Or the estate agent sends you a letter saying it's nearly time for the 6-monthly check on your rented property!!!!!! My next one is due in 3 weeks. Mind you, the landlord still hasn't fixed the leak in the bathroom roof properly, the downpipe at the front is blocked, and the front gate is held in place with what my son calls a "bodge wedge"

[Sunbeam]

Dropping a "silent but deadly" by the deli counter at Tesco and walking quickly away before observing the aftermath.

I know I know, I'm 38 and should know better but its just so funny.

Q

I've done that, but my little boy then points at me and says "poo, mummy, you've blown-off!"

Drinking milk from the bottle - a guilty pleasure, especially when it's full fat & my mouth is half full of partially chewed chocolate

Removing the dinner plates to the kitchen & then chewing my family's pork chop bones!

picking my nose! Bad, /I know, but it is soooo satisfying!

I think I'd better stop there before I'm ousted from the vine as an undesirable!!

[jacob marley]

got no dirty habit's now i have left the Monastry jacob

[kirsty b]

Ditching housework in favour of gardening.
Drinking milk from the bottle
Standing conveniently close to a man when the urge 'to let one off' makes itself known then sidling away afterwards looking innocent

[johnty greentoes]

Peeing into a coke bottle in the garage so I can add it to the compost heap. I suppose that is a dirty habit but at least is spares the neighbours the embarrasment of seeing me weeing directly into the bin.

[madderbat]

Guilty as charged

A friend gave me this card for a birthday about 10 years ago - sums me up entirely (+ I pick at the bones from plates/carcass!!)
http://uk.greetings.yahoo.net/CardGa...k/gallery.aspx