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  • #46
    Farting on Mrs D I coudle up to her or try and sit on her knee then let out a big fart

    or like pigletwillie farting in Tesco but i do it when i'm working
    and turn and look at someone else then go round the corner laghing
    tis fun well shop work is so boring
    Some things in their natural state have the most VIVID colors
    Dobby

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Earthbabe View Post
      Can I add eating jam from the jar (and marmite sometimes) and kissing my rabbit and guinea pigs - not together you understand.

      NOT TOGETHER....

      is that kissing after the jam/marmite or not kissing the rabbit and guinea together
      and do they prefer jam or marmite
      Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful..William Morris

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      • #48
        snuggling up with dog under duvet when husband goes to work.
        using a biro or anything stick shaped to stir tea.
        not washing up enough.
        not hoovering enough.
        never cleaning inside my windows but getting a window cleaner to do the outside (a bit pointless).
        letting husband/dog lick plates.
        cleaning bathroom only when vistors are coming whether it needs it or not (but toilet is bleached more often but i feel guilty about putting chemicals down loo).

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        • #49
          Originally posted by pigletwillie View Post
          Dropping a "silent but deadly" by the deli counter at Tesco and walking quickly away before observing the aftermath.

          I know I know, I'm 38 and should know better but its just so funny.
          Come on confess, we've all done that one at some time or other!

          My dirty confessable habit is eating a chinese takeaway in the bath after a long day's work, lovely, but you have to shower the bits of missed rice away afterwards.

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          • #50
            A tip I just cut up a cuple of big jim chillis
            I have never done this before
            then sat hear at the computer and
            I just picked my noise and its burning
            so dont pick your noise after cuting up chilli its not good
            Some things in their natural state have the most VIVID colors
            Dobby

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            • #51
              Dobby you are not supposed to be picking the Big Jim's (never mind your nose!) They are supposed to be left on the plant to get huge and win the contest!
              Happy Gardening,
              Shirley

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Dobby View Post
                A tip I just cut up a cuple of big jim chillis
                I have never done this before
                then sat hear at the computer and
                I just picked my noise and its burning
                so dont pick your noise after cuting up chilli its not good
                Don't go for a wee either!
                The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                Brian Clough

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                • #53
                  the 3 i used had gone a bit brown at the bottom think they had split the skin so we picked them 2 days ago i just choped the brown bit off
                  wonder what Mrs D will say
                  proberbly tipical
                  they dont tast hot but geuse there a bit to young
                  but my hands tast hot?
                  Some things in their natural state have the most VIVID colors
                  Dobby

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Headfry View Post
                    O/H found out that the cats seem to love ear Wax .......? how.....?
                    My mum's cat liked ear wax - how completely bizaare! As with you, I have no idea how she found that out!
                    How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”

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                    • #55
                      what is it with cats and ear wax??? if you have a cat .....try it out and let us know

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Sunbeam View Post
                        My mum's cat liked ear wax - how completely bizaare! As with you, I have no idea how she found that out!
                        I think it tastes like Dubonnet. ( whoops! How do I know? - Allegedly!)
                        Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

                        www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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                        • #57
                          Flummery... eww yuck! you did'nt did you?
                          Last edited by Headfry; 19-06-2007, 10:58 AM.

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                          • #58
                            Well, sometimes you wonder what it is on your finger - you taste it - it's funny - THEN you remember where you last put your finger. Hell, it could have been worse!
                            Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

                            www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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                            • #59
                              ROFL Flummery!

                              but....you are so right!

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                              • #60
                                My OH has a gold crucifix on a chain, which he uses to dig wax out of his ears
                                All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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