Getting Ready for the festivities

[Bigmallly]

Best leaving it till after the extension LD, no point in doubling up on the workload.

[Greenleaves]

You lot are totally nuts!

[veggiechicken]

Don't worry, GL, you're invited to the grand re-opening. Mine's a large red please

[Guest]

I just wanted to know, who is growing copious amounts of peanuts?......

To pay all these monkeys

[Jay22]

You know that other thread...'you know that you're getting old when....' I have absolutely no idea what you lot are on about!!

[veggiechicken]

All will become clear soon..............pop in for a drink, AberdeenPlotter's buying the first round

[Aberdeenplotter]

All will become clear soon..............pop in for a drink, AberdeenPlotter's buying the first round

koffsplutterbotox (yeah yeah I know it should be bo**ox but I'm on my best behaviour) me buy a drink? Somebody got that un wrong

[veggiechicken]

There's a first time for everything, Ap.................and you always remember the first time So let's make this a memorable Chr***mad for you
I'll have a double large red please

[Greenleaves]

How about a small white one with buckles on the back

[Aberdeenplotter]

You know that other thread...'you know that you're getting old when....' I have absolutely no idea what you lot are on about!!

Jay, the Gardener's Rest is our fictional pub which is open over the Xmas New Year holiday period. It is a hugely nonsensical thread, in fact if anything on it makes sense there is something wrong. The plug is pulled after the holiday period even although none of us want it closed(except the spoilsport Mods) and the old place is left to fester and degrade till the next year. I was pretty fed up yesterday so I started this thread really because I'm looking forward to this year's opening. Btw, mine's a guiness

[Aberdeenplotter]

There's a first time for everything, Ap.................and you always remember the first time So let's make this a memorable Chr***mad for you
I'll have a double large red please

More likely to remember the last time when you get to my age .

<walks off singing ten green bottles hanging on the wall>

[veggiechicken]

I can't remember the last time


Its a long time since I've been in a pub

[mrswadders]

has anyone booked the entertainment yet?

[mrswadders]

I'll join you VC for a large double red - a nice umm 'full-bodied' one please

[veggiechicken]

Oh Yeeeeeeeeeeesss, Mrs W, definitely has to be "full-bodied"

Do you have anyone in mind for the entertainment?