He's Mary's heated blanket lol probably helps her old bones
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Originally posted by mothhawk View PostWho knows what other phrases they are picking up from you VC?
The parrots have very entertaining conversations. They call the neighbour's dogs too..........
Ella, Ellllllllllla
Come here, Ella
No,
Noooooooooo.
Stop that............
Gerrout Ella
Sad really 'cos Ella was the old alsatian who is buried at the end of the garden
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Some friends of mine have an African Grey who is an amazing mimic. He says "See you later" in the husbands voice when ever someone opens the front door to leave. People open the door without leaving just to hear him say it. He has an amazing vocabulary but can be very vicious. They daren't let him out when their daughter's around since he landed on her Sunday lunch and pinched her roast potato."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
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Burglar creeping round an unlit house when he hears a voice "Be careful Arbuthnot's watching you!" He freezes but cannot see or hear anything. He carries on looking for something valuable to steal, when a few minutes later the voice says "I've told you, your looking for trouble Arbuthnot's watching you!!"
He is now that worried he switches on a small torch and spots a parrot in a cage. "Was that you?" he asks. "Yes" say the parrot. "Arbuthnot, that's a darn silly name you've got." says the burglar. "Oh" says the parrot "My names Polly ....Arbuthnot is the ...........................Bullmastiff watching you from the corner!!!!"Potty by name Potty by nature.
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He's a difficult to get a photo of - he doesn't stay still for a second and if you can get him to sit, he wiggles on his belly to get as close as possible in the hope he gets a cuddleAttached Files
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