The Gardeners Rest #9 (2014)....

[Tripmeup]

On that,you know the one..Video Killed the Radio Star... Just then a man walked in with a camcorder and caught the barmaid slowly....

Humming and singing about meeting children and pictures coming and breaking your heart..
"Whoever heard the likes" sighed BB, as he fired up the log splitter, and threw another body in ....
and laughed with an evil intent.

.. The latest body was the works of Mahler but BB and his accomplice were intent on bringing back the 80's, and so slowly they began to...

[bearded bloke]

re-introduce "big hair" & shoulderpads, but soon realised that they were getting old & yoof was for the yung, speaking of yung the egg fu could have done with some piri-piri rice & a dressing of ...

[mothhawk]

...marmite.

The door to the bar swung back on its hinges, and through it came....

[veggiechicken]

.............the front end of a pantomime horse, looking a bit down in the mouth,

"I say," he/she said, "have you seen........."

[Glutton4...]

G4?

yes, I'm here! She said, brandishing her broadband router, and looking for Beattie, up whose jacksy she was going to shove it! I'll have a coffee, please, she growled, and make it a biggun.

Right, about my internet...

[veggiechicken]

.............the pantomime horse (front end) jumped and bucked.
Nay, nay, he whinnied, "you leave my back end alone, with that router, no wonder its gorn missing.............

[Lumpy]

with so many people trying to plug it with their routers. Poor old rumpy can't cope with that much trafic. With that the Panto horse ran towards the Christmas tree so..

[Noosner]

...fast and lollopingly that drinkers had to scatter left and right to avoid her...

[veggiechicken]

.........or is it his, hooves, that looked suspiciously like a pair of black wellies, whilst his/her mane..............

[Noosner]

..... flew wildly about, catching several drinkers a stinging blow across the chops and sending a few pints flying into the...

[Aberdeenplotter]

the middle of next week which of course will be Wednesday and ...................

[bearded bloke]

that's when the dray will be arriving, full to the brim with Christmad cheer & supplying a little something for the roses the are ........

[Lumpy]

growing out of the Christmas fairies left...

[veggiechicken]

.............raised bed, the right one being reserved for the holly and the ivy.

Oh Bagger, said the senior Christmad Fairy, where did we plant the mistletoe?, There's going to be........

[Lumpy]

no toe to mistle on Christmas Day at this rate. I'll get our trusty sniffer dog Bessie in to hunt it down and then we can....