The Gardeners Rest #9 (2014)....

[Potstubsdustbins]

Good old fashioned fish & chips with..............................

[veggiechicken]

............mushy peas. Who grew the peas this year? said VC "Better fetch 'em out quick 'cos Potty sounds desperate"................

[bearded bloke]

but is easily placated if given a glass of ......

[Potstubsdustbins]

Of good malt, turns him into a ............................

[veggiechicken]

..............little puppy dog, that you can tickle behind the ears, then he'll roll over on his back, put his legs in the air and..........

[Potstubsdustbins]

Lie there forever for he would never be able to get up therefore.........................

[Lumpy]

we will have to turn him up the other way so that he can become a table to put things on.
On....On......screamed the chef in full soprano as he rocketed out the kitchen....you expect me to create glorious food whilst I have all of this going on ....you go and get your takeaway then...I'm on strike
Come on non human casualties of the Rest we are all on strike - one out all out!....

[Small pumpkin]

Good to See the Christmas spirit is still alive and well !! ...... Shouted small pumpkin from a dark corner of the GR. ( because she new comments like that always help in a situation like this....)

[Lumpy]

go for it Pumpkin shouted the one legged gingerbread man whose story was so sad I can;t possible re-tell it without crying so someone else will have to tell the ....

[Nicos]

gingerbread lady that....

[Jay22]

that the gingerbread man she once new was a changed man!

[Nicos]

...in that he now had gained the extra skill of....

[veggiechicken]

..........getting a good price down the Maaaaarket for his unworn left boots. There was always another needy Gingerbread fella who hopped down looking for a Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargain.
Now where had he left his pogo stick? Was it..........

[Noosner]

....in the Gents? Or even the Ladies? It certainly sounded as though someone was hopping up and down out back. Suddenly all was revealed as Noosner burst through the glass door on the pogo stick and boinged uncontrollably around the bar. 'Mine's a Tequila Sunrise', she screamed, just as...

[Lumpy]

the gingerbread man fainted with shock...he hadn't seen such behavioue since working on an all action film with a big green ogre and a lippy donkey....the tales he could tell...women...drugs....hairdye....facelifts..he knew it all but now he was immobile due to the loss of his pogo stick and had to sit back while Lumpy attempted to balance on it. Attempted was the right words as she was about to....