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a side order of strawberry blancemange...
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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...........and some onion sauce, made from Ap and Potty's massive onions. Everyone knew that they had the biggest onions ever seen in the GR, they were positively eye-watering, especially when.........Last edited by veggiechicken; 09-12-2014, 09:42 PM.Comment
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compared to the plums onI dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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the new tree in the GR orchard which ...............Comment
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....were small, wrinkled and covered in downy mildew. Not at all suitable for this year's plump pudding, which would have to be.............Comment
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bought from Lidl or Aldi because ................Comment
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they have a tooferwun offer & we need to be frooogal & save the dosh for .....He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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.................the carol singers, who may be here any minute.
Hark the dreadful wailers sing...............Comment
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" Half the dead what?" asked the slightly deaf man in the snug, as he leaned around the corner to get a better view of the...Originally posted by veggiechicken View PostI dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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Half dead...sigpicComment
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.............pantomime horse, its back half a lifeless shapeless thingamabob trailing behind a front half that was completely legless.
Jay called out from the corner of the settle by the fire "You've had too many...........Comment
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...damson gins. Who brought that? You know it's lethal to horses. And anyway....."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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what have you done to your hair,
It looks great said G4,
He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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Not Neighbelline said Jay but hair of the dog...sigpicComment
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.........I've had a Wuf time lately, wot wiv the............Comment
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