The Gardeners Rest #9 (2014)....

[veggiechicken]

..............a slug pellet, here Ap, shove these up your nose and stop whinging.
A pint of the black stuff for Ap, please, barmaid.



NOooooooo, Not Guinness, ***** fluid, we need to disinfect the bar after you..........

[Aberdeenplotter]

have been coughing and sneezing fit to.............

[mothhawk]

...qualify for a sick note in order to have more time to get up to the lottie and try and dig up those huge...

[veggiechicken]

.............Christmad trees on Mr Bloggins' Plot. If we go after dark, he won't suspect it was.........

[lottie dolly]

the little elf's,they do it every year to decorate the..........................

[Tripmeup]

town square.... although he usually wasn't too enamoured with elves trying to stick Christmas trees on him..
Meanwhile, a couple of strangers had walked into the GR looking for....

[Jay22]

Dorothy but she had already left on her hols so...

[veggiechicken]

.............they followed the yellow brick road to the................

[Jay22]

South African Consul to see if they could get visas so that they...

[JanieB]

...we're surprised to find themselves in the nuttiest.....

[mothhawk]

....part of the woods, where they heard a furtive voice say, nut trees are no good, it's got to be fir, and if...

[Lumpy]

possible feathers....

[Florence Fennel]

Anyone got a gun? There are lots of fur and feathers around here.

[bearded bloke]

Squirrel & pigeon hotpot on the menu tonight thought the chef, but what shall I serve as desert to compliment such a feast, hmmmmmm......

[Nicos]

I tink this desert dessert will do fine....





as we have several of those and....